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I can pilot these robots myself - but they don't tend to hold their shape very long under the strain my immense form puts on them..

Not that YOU mind I'm sure.

Even though I'm a biological metamohric slime from outer space, we also deal in robots. Just as thotty as the candy golems and slime servants, too. Why not?

You know, those candy golems look like they're having fun. I should give it a shot myself.. Not bad, eh?.. Ngh, I can do better.

Not bad... I think I can push it after I absorb some of those other golems.

Much better...

They're naturally very friendly and work well together. Imagine working in a candy store and being grumpy. That would be silly!

Like all my other servants and lackys, they come in a range of sizes and flavors, just like any good candy store should stock! Lick, lap and suckle them all you want. They are self-regenerating, as long as there is enough of them left.

A new batch of experiments!

My transmorphic goo can not only expand and change people, it can give rise to semi-autonomous beings as long as that substance can be affected by myself Like candy! Real mass. Real strength. Real power. Just so happens to also be made out of taffy. Give him a lick!

Careful, they tend to be kind of excitable and hyperactive...

Hope you guys have a sweet tooth. Did you know my morphic goo can affect candy?

Don't be afraid to PM or ask me anything, particularly if you wanna chat about real big stuff! More is better...

Excuse me while I just expand larger for a moment. .. Huh? No, it's not part of your car wash, it's just hot... .. Actually, forget your car, if you just wanna follow me inside.

Mmrngh.. That's better.. You wash ME first, how about? Then I'll get your car, for free.

Oh no, it's the Gainz Guardian! He will let you pass, but you gotta pay tribute first.

"Why would I take fencing lessons in a gym?" you ask to yourself. It makes sense when you get there. Friendly enough guy. Sorta shocked you that he grew every time your practice epee made contact with him for.. no clear reason, but whose complaining? Anything is possible with MassWorks Patented Expansion Sports Equipment! justpayshippingandhandlingandsignthiswaverandonethousanddollars

Welcome to my sanctum! Don't touch anything I wouldn't touch!.. Or do!

Sometimes I can take on a more defined shape for funsies.

Come on in! The highly mutagenic growth inducing slime is fine!

All kinds of shapes and size dones at MassWorks!

Nothing too crazy here, just another GroDrone from massworks

Oh you know. Just sittin' around, not much. how are you doin'?

The SizeWorks pleasure bots can be rented out, too! Just poke and prod them to change their size and shape...

First day of year present

Here goes some pics I generated for this new year

It's me! SizeWorks himself.. Sometimes SizeWorx. Still trying that one out. Too cheesy? Anyway, don't mind me, just a being of pure corruptive bulk expansion from outer space. Let me slip into something more comfortable.

The suit helps me focus and shape my mass. I can do it without, but human technology has been so helpful! Let me just.. Rngh- A little more. Let me show you what it can do...

It feels good to grow, man... Listen - I'm not out to be like, a monster from outer space. I WANT to get big, I WANT to make people bigger and hotter, but I'm not gonna FORCE them to be, unless that's your thing, of course.. Rmng, gettin' there. Lets turn things up a bit...

Oop! Uh, I'm leakin' out of it a bit. Sorry. The suit is NOT meant to withstand me for long. I'm not TOXIC, but get too much of me on you, and you'll get this size in seconds. Careful! Or not. Lemme see if I can pull myself together... God, it feels so fuckin' good.

That's better..! Uh. Looks like the suit had to overcompensate a bit. But hey, containment breach sealed, right? ..What do you mean I'm still growing? I can feel it too. Feels so FUCKING good. Such a swollen freak-.. Uh.. Wait, fuck-!

Damn it, those seals are breaking AGAIN. I thought I told those scientists to FIX this! This is an extremely EXPENSIVE under-ground facility and nightclub. What am I paying you for!? I think I got it!, just... One sec..! FUCK, the suit is SO TIGHT... Feel it.. SQUEEZING around my bulging limbs-

..Nope.. Iiii-don't got it after all. Fuck.. Well, hey. not bad, right? Haha, I think my bulge is bigger than YOU are man, I.. Wait. What's that rumbling noise? ..OH SHIT, RUN-

..Uugh.. My head.. You, uh, OK bro? Who, ME? I'M fine, it's the suit that exploded... Woah!

Uh.. Huh. I didn't think I would keep the shape of the suit..! ..Lookin' kinda swollen yourself there, bud. Well, you wanna help me out with this thing? You scratch my bulge, I'll scratch yours sorta deal, and we can just forget where I ruined the billion dollar suit.... Again.

I told you not to submerge yourself for TOO long in that puddle of corruptive bio gunk (That may or may not also be me, MassWorks)

Now you're all unevenly swollen! Ah well, someone will get a kick out of it, I'm sure.