"Why Would I Take Fencing Lessons In A Gym?" You Ask To Yourself.It Makes Sense When You Get There. Friendly

"Why would I take fencing lessons in a gym?" you ask to yourself. It makes sense when you get there. Friendly enough guy. Sorta shocked you that he grew every time your practice epee made contact with him for.. no clear reason, but whose complaining? Anything is possible with MassWorks Patented Expansion Sports Equipment! justpayshippingandhandlingandsignthiswaverandonethousanddollars

Sometimes I can take on a more defined shape for funsies.

I told you not to submerge yourself for TOO long in that puddle of corruptive bio gunk (That may or may not also be me, MassWorks)

Now you're all unevenly swollen! Ah well, someone will get a kick out of it, I'm sure.

Oh you know. Just sittin' around, not much. how are you doin'?

It's me! SizeWorks himself.. Sometimes SizeWorx. Still trying that one out. Too cheesy? Anyway, don't mind me, just a being of pure corruptive bulk expansion from outer space. Let me slip into something more comfortable.

The suit helps me focus and shape my mass. I can do it without, but human technology has been so helpful! Let me just.. Rngh- A little more. Let me show you what it can do...

It feels good to grow, man... Listen - I'm not out to be like, a monster from outer space. I WANT to get big, I WANT to make people bigger and hotter, but I'm not gonna FORCE them to be, unless that's your thing, of course.. Rmng, gettin' there. Lets turn things up a bit...

Oop! Uh, I'm leakin' out of it a bit. Sorry. The suit is NOT meant to withstand me for long. I'm not TOXIC, but get too much of me on you, and you'll get this size in seconds. Careful! Or not. Lemme see if I can pull myself together... God, it feels so fuckin' good.

That's better..! Uh. Looks like the suit had to overcompensate a bit. But hey, containment breach sealed, right? ..What do you mean I'm still growing? I can feel it too. Feels so FUCKING good. Such a swollen freak-.. Uh.. Wait, fuck-!

Damn it, those seals are breaking AGAIN. I thought I told those scientists to FIX this! This is an extremely EXPENSIVE under-ground facility and nightclub. What am I paying you for!? I think I got it!, just... One sec..! FUCK, the suit is SO TIGHT... Feel it.. SQUEEZING around my bulging limbs-

..Nope.. Iiii-don't got it after all. Fuck.. Well, hey. not bad, right? Haha, I think my bulge is bigger than YOU are man, I.. Wait. What's that rumbling noise? ..OH SHIT, RUN-

..Uugh.. My head.. You, uh, OK bro? Who, ME? I'M fine, it's the suit that exploded... Woah!

Uh.. Huh. I didn't think I would keep the shape of the suit..! ..Lookin' kinda swollen yourself there, bud. Well, you wanna help me out with this thing? You scratch my bulge, I'll scratch yours sorta deal, and we can just forget where I ruined the billion dollar suit.... Again.