Pocket Sand

Pocket sand

Evocation Cantrip

Verbal, somatic, material(optional) (some sand or dirt)

Casting time: 1 bonus action

Range: 5 ft

Duration: 1 minute

A simple but effective spell from the wise Dale Gribble. You throw some sand in an enemy’s eyes, they must make a con save or be stunned and blinded for 1 minute, they can reroll their save at the beginning of their turn, at level 5, 11, and 17, the duration increases by 1 minute

Using the material component means they must make the save with disadvantage

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A MAN IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A HOBBY

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8. Achieving some form of enlightenment via being yote through space time

9. A state of orgasmic catharsis caused by punching someone to death because they have been pissing you off for a solid week

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A combustion propelled repeating crossbow

Otherwise known in monster hunter as a bowgun

A gun that shoots arrows instead of bullets