Shinyearthquakekryptonite - Cosplay Of An Adult Nature

Why am I getting up an hour early... To drive to work.. to find a coffee and wait for an hour before entering the building..

BECAUSE if I don't, I'm late to work due to traffic.

Life is broken

Unfortunately I don't think Tumblr would allow me to reveal what my hands are hiding.

Channeling my inner Ban from Seven Deadly Sins 🔥💥 Embracing that immortal power and ready to take on anything!

Don't ask how long it took to get the trousers on... Or if ever managed to get them off.

A full English should include two sausages. At no point should it be acceptable to provide just one. It doesn't fill people up.

Pair of Mirrored Calligraphic Pottery Tiles.

Mughal. Indian. 17th Century.

Christie’s Collection.