Relationships Ig??

Relationships ig??

ok so let's say hypothetically I have this teeny tiny little crush on one of my friends, ok, but she literally said to my face she might have a crush on one of her old crushes??? Even though we cuddle and shit and I literally said I would kiss her and she said "ok, do it idc." while we were in THE SAME BED??? HELLO???? it may js be my autism but how do I drop hints without looking stupid? This is all hypothetical ofc

I ran outta seraquil (or however u spell it)

I'm a firm believer that pineapples and jellyfish with be the downfall of humanity.

I'm deadass when I tell you jellyfish are gonna take over the fucking world. If you follow Tyler the creator on Twitter you probably know that HATES jellyfish and genuinely thinks they will kill everyone. AND I 100% AGREE.

The second those fuckers start walking - God forbid DRIVING ON LAND, WE ARE ALL FUCKED!! they are mindless apathetic creatures and don't give two shits about who or what they sting. HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY THEY REPRODUCE??? THEY TANGLE THEIR TENTACLES AND SEND THEIR KIDS TO EACH OTHER OR JUST LET IT THE SPERM FLOAT AROUND. LIKE SOME FEMALE COULD BE SWIMMING AND BE LIKE "aw shit in pregnant now." AND JUST GO ON HER WAY?!?!?! LIKE TF???????? THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS, AND YOU NEVER SEE THEM COMING. YOU ONLY KNOW YOUVE BEEN STING WHEN YOUR FUCKING SKIN STARTS COMING OFF!!!

And don't even get me STARTED on pineapples bro. You step on that shit? Pain. Fall on it? Pain. Hold it wrong? Pain pain pain. Fucking LOOK AT IT WRONG? IMMEDIATE DEATH!!! AND I just found out this year that when you eat pineapple THE ACID LITERALLY EATS THE INSIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!! YOU ARE NOT EATING PINEAPPLE. THE PINEAPPLE IS EATING YOU!!!

PINEAPPLE JELLYFISH???

WE'RE ALL FUCKED.

praying you're right 🙏

Relationships ig??

ok so let's say hypothetically I have this teeny tiny little crush on one of my friends, ok, but she literally said to my face she might have a crush on one of her old crushes??? Even though we cuddle and shit and I literally said I would kiss her and she said "ok, do it idc." while we were in THE SAME BED??? HELLO???? it may js be my autism but how do I drop hints without looking stupid? This is all hypothetical ofc

SCHOOL GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!

Ahem. So. SCHOOL is in TOMORROW FELLAS (for me anyways) and I want you ALL TO KNOW that if ANYONE and I mean *ANYONE* screws this up for me. I will kill myself then everyone around me. With a bomb. You will all spontaneously combust into flames and die.

Have a wonderful day ♥♥

Relationships ig??

ok so let's say hypothetically I have this teeny tiny little crush on one of my friends, ok, but she literally said to my face she might have a crush on one of her old crushes??? Even though we cuddle and shit and I literally said I would kiss her and she said "ok, do it idc." while we were in THE SAME BED??? HELLO???? it may js be my autism but how do I drop hints without looking stupid? This is all hypothetical ofc

maybe when schools not a total shit show and we're alone n stuff 👉👈 cuz she prolly only said that cuz we're best friends and she trusts me. I could be insane bc I sound insane....but if she drops one more serious hint then I'll update and u guys can tell me what to do 😼

Relationships ig??

ok so let's say hypothetically I have this teeny tiny little crush on one of my friends, ok, but she literally said to my face she might have a crush on one of her old crushes??? Even though we cuddle and shit and I literally said I would kiss her and she said "ok, do it idc." while we were in THE SAME BED??? HELLO???? it may js be my autism but how do I drop hints without looking stupid? This is all hypothetical ofc