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so i got the book of bill

AND IM SO FUCKING MAD. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM i was looking at the new cover and realized it said "licked by bill" but i kind of just laughed it off and forgot about it. BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER, IT SAID TO LICK THE PAGE FOR THE BRAND NEW BOOK TASTE AND OF COURSE, I DID. WHY DID I HAVE TO ONLY REALIZE IT NOW?????? also im only a few pages in and im seeing bill everywhere. he is in my mind help me help me help me heLP ME

ok but in all seriousness GO BUY THIS BOOK ITS SO FUNNY. i was laughing so hard that i had to close the book for a few minutes until i could pick it up again 💀 (not bill btw)

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ERMM???

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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a collection of silly moments from playing de pride isle at 1:00 am!

BLEEGHHH

YAYYAYAYY

THE GUY I HATE HIM

i also would like to say some head canons of the dude!

The dna from the mantis shrimp is the least obvious, only giving him the ability to see the colors of mantis shrimp and to punch as fast as them - also maybe explaining his eyes?

the silver spinyfin gave him small fins along his humanoid back, and possibly giving him the fins on the sides of his head

he has multiple rows of teeth from the shark.

the bandage on his smaller arm is probably old, not really needed anymore, but he just refuses to take it off. it was likely from one of the monsters, of course not an instant death one, i would like to assume it was from a good people (i hate those things).

he stole the clothes from people that worked here in the past.