So I Got The Book Of Bill

so i got the book of bill

AND IM SO FUCKING MAD. I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM i was looking at the new cover and realized it said "licked by bill" but i kind of just laughed it off and forgot about it. BUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER, IT SAID TO LICK THE PAGE FOR THE BRAND NEW BOOK TASTE AND OF COURSE, I DID. WHY DID I HAVE TO ONLY REALIZE IT NOW?????? also im only a few pages in and im seeing bill everywhere. he is in my mind help me help me help me heLP ME

ok but in all seriousness GO BUY THIS BOOK ITS SO FUNNY. i was laughing so hard that i had to close the book for a few minutes until i could pick it up again 💀 (not bill btw)

why am i scared to reblog this

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

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a collection of silly moments from playing de pride isle at 1:00 am!

I love this meme so much I made 4 versions of it!

BONUS DOODLES

(Note: I’m currently struggling to make posts idk why. Mobile is being weird)

this is so me

Shrimp posture