Just Started Playing Blasphemous And Im So Dogshit At The Game I Cant Even Make It Past The Snow Area

just started playing blasphemous and im so dogshit at the game i cant even make it past the snow area because the fucking bell ghosts keep hoeing me over and over

Edit: new worst enemy in the game is the metal lion head c*** that throw anchors at you and take like 20% of your health, they can suck a dick!!!! Fuck that entire area they're in too, with the shitty magic lightning and goop zombies!!

Edit 2: is it normal that you barely do any damage at all to the big snake boss and the catacombs lady???? Because why tf are they so hard?????

Edit 3: when crisanta yells she sounds like someone shouting while sneezing lololol

I love him. He is wifey. You got me thinking of making another omen oc (lord help me if i get around to doing it)

My Elden Ring OC, Godwulf, because I just think Omens are real neat. A cousin or something of Godrick. Scheming wizard who likes to dress real fancy and has depressing lore.

le penitent harlot

who's consort's grasping hands make thine armor who's festering lust hast become thine strength who's mere presence grabs even the attention of his holiness..

but not the penitent one apparently, lol

Moon maiden 🌙✨

How do you say "get fucked" in latin so I can name my penitent clown's giant spoon that??

Im gonna draw em all in the same room one day

The penitent clown, the ashen idiot, and the goofy tarnished and whoever else comes after them