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a moment of silence. slytherin boys x reader

summary: you play the quiet game. 

warning/s: swearing, uh slightly sexual lol

slater’s note: i had no idea what to do with this part of the album but oh well enjoy this (it’s really weird)

you had never felt so dumb sitting in the slytherin common room with your mouth zipped shut with the rest of your friends, staring at one another with amusement filled eyes that had begun to water from the unbearable silence that filled the space between each of you.

you all sat in a circle in the calmest manner each of you could keep, practically holding breaths, not wanting to be the sucker who’d have to strip first.

your eyes hit pansy’s and she smirked with her cheeks slightly puffed up from her practically holding her breath. she was so confident she’d win but after a few shots of fire whisky, she was done for. she always got giggly and had no ability to sit still when intoxicated.

you stuck your tongue out at her and like you guessed she stuffed a giggle before covering her mouth quickly with wide eyes. mattheo jerked his finger at her before pulling away, motioning for her to remove a piece of clothing.

pansy rolled her eyes but began to unbutton her blouse, revealing the lacy bralette causing half the boys eyes to expand and enzo to inhale sharply, mumbling ‘oh my god’.

you grinned, suppressing a snicker as you gave him a pointed look. he also rolled his, but smirked while he stood, joining pansy’s side where she struggled to unbutton her shirt.

“it’s my pleasure to strip in front of you all,” his eyes twinkled and his smiled increased before his fingers begun to filled with the buttons that concealed lorenzo’s “gorgeous body” every girl raves about.

you rolled eyes as he grinned complacently, holding your so obvious stare before shrugging the material off his shoulders, revealing his bare chest. his hands soon lowered to his belt, making a move to unbuckle it causing your cheeks to grow even more red.

blaise’s eyes widened, “don’t you dare..” he shook his head rather fast with his eyebrows scrunched and eyes piercing with not wanting to see anything covered by enzo’s slacks. blaise was already to his feet, unbuttoning his own shirt while staring at enzo the whole time with a pointed look, making sure he made no moves he undressing himself further.

you shook your head now being one of the ones left for this silly game. your circle got smaller, your knee now touching theo’s leg as he was leaned against the front of the black leather common room couch, silent and not exactly amused as much as you were.

you could bet he’d be one of the only ones left due to theo just being naturally silent and mattheo, who just knew how to keep his mouth shut. it relatively annoying from how bad you wanted to win this game and just generally not wanting to move any article of clothing- because it was stupid but all seven of you were bored and lorenzo had the greatest idea on how to fix that.... hence why you were all here. 

“can we speed this up?” enzo questioned, now sitting in one of the commons room chair, bored, but it was his own fault he was just so eager... “i’m going to remove all-” “no you’re not,” blaise rose his hand, shooting down the words about to spill out of enzo’s mouth. “you are keeping all clothing on from here on out. i don’t want to see anymore of your skin than i already have to.” blaise crossed his arms now, his eyes falling back down to you, draco, mattheo, and theo all starring up. 

“oh c’mon blaise,” pansy sunk onto enzo’s lap where his arms immediately fell around her tightly. she had a pout on her lips as she stared up to blaise who still looked unimpressed. “have a little fun.” 

he rolled his eyes, looking away, silence once again filling the room as well as slight awkwardness due to you wanting to say something, but you couldn’t- 

“this is childish,” draco stood up fast, walking away from you all rather fast, as if angered. 

“oh c’mon draco,” pansy called back to him, “don't be a loser.”

“you have to strip malfoy!” 

he didn’t look back, but his tie came off, hitting enzo in the face before he continued for the stairs leading to his room. you shook your head, it was now down to the three of you and you were getting tired. this was getting ridiculous and you weren’t about to win against two boys who went days without talking. 

“alright,” you began to unbutton your white blouse from where you sat before standing to your feet, “i’m getting tired of this. we might as well make this fun.” you disregarded your shirt to the couch that was behind you before leaning down and pressing your lips against theo’s. 

your hand clasped his cheek and almost immediately he fell into sync, kissing you back. sounds of amusement and praise hollered all around you as the two of you sunk into pure bliss and lust with theo’s hand holding your waist. 

you pulled away and he pouted making you smile as you tucked a loose strand of hair behind your ear. you grabbed ahold of your blouse before turning to face the rest of your friends; shocked to say the least, but smiling. 

“goodnight,” you stepped over mattheo’s legs walking towards the stairs as conversation begun to bloom behind you. you smiled lowly, touching your lips lightly before heading to bed. 

“let’s have a moment of silence for our fallen soldier,” enzo laid a hand over his heart, looking sympathetic, “theodore nott. rejected for a second kiss.”

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elle i literally just wrote part two 😭😭 i’ll publish it in the morning after i get it edited ily

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jacob bertrand alphabet fluff

summary: alphabet fluff with jacob bertrand

warnings: swearing, really random, and a bit sexual

slater’s note: it’s been awhile LMAO IM SO SORRY

ass - likes to grab/slap your butt like all the time because he just is a touchy person like that… and the butt is something he likes to touch

best friend - you guys were best friends before the two of you started dating and still continually act like best friends but who kiss each other… if that makes sense

cooking - you guys try to cook meals together! but fail terribly because the only meal jacob knows how to cook is ramen and eggs, and he’s honestly hard to teach because.. let’s be honest he’s strong headed

dude - he calls you dude out of habit

eating you out - he likes to eat you out lmfao and he’s lowkey good at it and likes giving you pleasure

fight - he’ll fight anyone that catcalls you/is an asshole to you, like he’ll straight up square up

group chats - jacob gets wrecked in the group chats for being a simp- which is true

hoe - jacob was lowkey a hoe before dating you.. and you make fun of him for that but he really is no longer one because you have him whipped

inside jokes - the two of you have a lot of inside jokes, which was why everyone lowkey hates you because the two of you just laugh at random times

jacked - the two of you compare your muscles when flexing to see who’s more jacked

kisses - will kiss you anywhere and everywhere at all times of the day because he is clingy af. he loves kissing your cheeks the most and it usually is to surprise you.

love - i think it’d take awhile for him to admit he loves you and when he does, it slips out and he denies he says it (like when chandler said he’d loved monica and freaked out) but he does love you.. he’s just the type it’s hard for him to say

motorcycle - he buys a motorcycle impulsively which was a fun idea after about two hours until he kind of crashed and had to take it to the scrap yard

nicknames - he comes up with the most random nicknames ever, which is cringy sometimes but real cute sometimes. he also uses the most generic nicknames like “princess” and “baby”.

old - you guys sometimes bicker like an old married couple, which your friends all make fun of you for

profanities - he swears ALL THE TIME and he’ll scream random curse words at the most random times.. it’s kinda cute

qdoba - jacob sometimes goes missing a lot of the time and most of the time he’s at qdoba eating a burrito

red - your skin gets red after jacob bites you at random times and so does his when you dig your nails in his back when things get spicy

sex - sex!

t.v. - binge watching “kirby buckets” and he hates you for it because he’s a little bit embarrassed but you baby him and say how cute he is

unibrow - you pluck his unibrow and eyebrows 😭

valentine’s day - jacob spoils you on valentine’s day with kisses and flowers and balloons

wimp - you call him a “wimp” or “a pussy” whenever he won’t do something you want to do, which is a bit manipulative but he will totally do it when you call him something like that because he wants to prove that he isn’t a pussy 😭

xolo - he’s either your guys’ roommate or is the equivalent of a roommate.. meaning he shows up to your guys’ apartment whenever he pleases

yo - he says “yo” a lot (i didn’t know what to put here)

zoom - he likes to drive real fast which sometimes scares you because he thinks it’s funny and doesn’t really pay attention and doesn’t slow down until you start yelling at him.

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