And Because There Can't Be A J2 Post Without J2 GIFs...

And because there can't be a J2 post without J2 GIFs...

J2 - ‘nicknames’ (etc.)

This list has been updated about three times in the past (I think), and I’ve taken it upon myself to super-revamp it and repost it yet again!

It’s about four times as long now, and it’ll get longer too since I KNOW I missed a whole bunch. But here’s where we’re at currently!

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Things Jensen has called Jared:

My boy

Babe

Baby

Princess

Honey

Jay-rod

Jay-pad

Big Jay

Gumby

This hot chick

Ace

Jay

Jarry

My…*trails off*

Moose

Sweaty beast

Nerd (endearingly)

Big Guy

My partner

Cocksucker

My Thor

Carebear

Things Jared has called Jensen:

Pretty boy

Sexy thing

Johnny Handsome

Ken

Babe

Hot Dad

Manly man

DILF

Jen

My Christian Grey

Squirrel

This cat

Nesnej

Jackles

Stack

Stackles

Shackles

Jack

“J” or “Jay” (was said verbally)

My partner

Freckles

Jasmine

Director

Dad

Daddy

I have a few that don’t fit in either category, so I’m starting new categories!

Things Jared has called himself that relate to Jensen:

His boy (his = Jensen’s obviously)

A Gain man (Jensen: “Are you a Gain man?” Jared: “I am a Gain man! Proud to be a Gain man.”)

^ including Gain man as one of these simply because if you were listening to that particular exchange, you absolutely without a shadow of a doubt heard this loud and clear: “I am a gay man! Proud to be a gay man.”

Things Jensen has called himself that relate to Jared:

A Sam girl

The beauty (since Jared said he wanted to be the beast)

Batman (Jared: “It’s so sexy, do it again!” Jensen - indulging his husband: “I am Batman.”)

Things Jared has called Dean:

Sam’s bae

A stripper

Things Jared has called Sam that relate to Dean:

His Gaston (his = Dean’s)

Things either J has called J2:

J2 (both Jared and Jensen have called themselves J2)

Two chinchillas in heat (Jared)

The last few categories I added right before posting, so they’re still a work in progress, but if anyone has anything to add to any category, definitely let me know!

Oh! A tag! Thank you so much, @i-already-know-im-going-2-hell. 🥹🫶

last song: 'Ariel' by Stateless. Had to Google it and find it being used as the backing track for some random skiing video because it's been scrubbed from the net due to a DMCA. Hoard your physical media, people.

currently watching: Nothing. NOTHING. I refuse to watch anything until I've finished watching SPN, and I cannot finish SPN until my brain has the energy to do so, and my brain has NO ENERGY EVER FOR ANYTHING. It's. You know. It's a whole thing.

last movie: *squints into the past* Um.

Nope, sorry, it's honestly been so long since I sat down to a movie, I don't remember what it was. That, or it wasn't so long ago but it was so unremarkable that I've totally forgotten it. I guess we'll never know. 🤔

sweet/spicy/savory: Sweet. You know how they say we share like 50% of our DNA with a banana* or whatever? I share 50% of my DNA with a cocoa bean. I am chocolate. I am ice cream. Give.

* It's okay, I know we don't really. The cocoa bean thing might be true, though. You don't know me.

relationship status: I barely have the emotional energy to look after myself let alone the needs of someone else. Also, I'm too much of a progressive woke leftie bleeding heart feminist borderline radical socialist to attract and then tolerate the kind of person I'm into. So I'll just be horny on main for the rest of my life, it's fine.

current obsession: I can't envision a time when I won't answer that question with SPN. Also New York Baked Cheesecake Oreos?

last thing i googled: Funeral home closing hours in Chicago. For a fic.

Tagging with gentle encouragement but zero pressure:

@sam-is-my-safe-word @talltalesandbedtimestories @sixtysevenautomatic @felisblanco @fandom-hoarder

@righteousriot @dragonardhill @futuristicenthusiastlight @throughhazeleyesofgreen @pookeenpie

🫶💖

Tag Game: nine people you want to get to know

better

Ty @deanwhump for the tag <3 I love these games

Last Song: myxomatosis by radiohead

Currently Watching: I just finished s3 of my spn rewatch, but I'm thinking of starting True Blood soon too.

Last Movie: the og Alien. God bless all that we would do for our cats

Sweet/Spicy/Savoury: hmmm usually spicy but my sweet tooth has gotten pretty bad lately lol. But my fave is sweet/spicy combo (dark chilli chocolate my beloved-)

Relationship: I fall deeper in love with the world everyday, and deeper in my rage every hour

Current Obsession: still that fuckass brothers hunting show

Last Thing I Googled: first aid courses [where I live]. Been meaning to get qualified for a while now

Tagging if u want to- @transfemmesam @older-brother @ihatedean @asongfortheunloved @jinkieswouldyoulookatthis @weaksspot @nameslikeguns @rat-hand @officialrhaenyra

No pressure <3

i'm not sorry.

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🔹When reading or watching fiction, you always have the power. You can always stop. You are never reading fiction without your own consent.

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🔹Don't like? Don't read.

I need Dean getting so used to calling Sam baby when they’re alone that he slips up in front of people who know they’re brothers and has to correct himself to save face but it’s so delayed that it flops completely and everyone is 🤔🤔🤔

“Hey baby……………………brother. I meant baby brother… of course.”