This Is How I Imagine The Essay

This is how i imagine the essay

#why not both #i mean it – @asongfortheunloved

Right?! I feel like the odd one out here. 😂 Gimme them babies bloody and in pain and anguished, yes, always, but I am here for those bods, too. The biceps alone on both of them, lawd...

my biggest issue watching supernatural is that I simply do not care for the 'hot bod' fanservice. like yes messers padalecki and ackles your abs are very impressive that must have taken a lot of hard work now can you please cover yourself in blood and lie on the floor and pretend to be dead while the other one loses themselves to grief at the sight of it? much sexier like that.

Yes, Dean. You were a kid. Someone should have protected you, too.

TS4: Garden gnomes doing nothing to dispel their creepy little reputation.

Not a word of a lie, I didn't touch a single one of these gnomes. Five of them are usually lined up along the front path to Sam and Dean's house, three of them showed up for the Autumn Harvest holiday. During this holiday, they all do this Star Trek-style beam-me-up teleporting around the lot at regular intervals, sometimes individually, sometimes together.

On this particular occasion...

EXCUSE ME. WH-HY ARE YOU ALL GATHERED AROUND THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC FUCK-TV IN THE BACKYARD LIKE THIS IS SOME KIND OF UNSCHEDULED BUKKAKE PARTY?

Don't ask me why I have an anthropomorphic fuck-TV in the backyard.

Or do. Maybe I'll make a post about it.

But otherwise, just go with me here. WHAT THE FUCK.

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Obligatory fuck EA.

My friendship with @sam-is-my-safe-word. Not even joking, these are the relationships I value most in life and that thrive under even my anxiously neglectful attention.

Simsnatural: Dean's "Nectar"

You thought I was being euphemistic, didn't you? If only.

Dean, babes, you know I'm happy if you're happy, but this can't be hygienic...

Okay, okay, you're having fun, I get it, but be careful, you'll–

–slip.

You landed on your nuts, didn't you? Serves you right.

Oh, sure, it's hilarious to you, maybe. Do you plan to tell whoever buys this batch of strawberry nectar that you marinated your asshole in it?

Come to think of it, would that increase or decrease the value?

(Get it? Crease?)

My Simsnatural posts: here.

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