Turns Out "touch Grass" And "experience Wildlife" Doesn't Help With Being A Massive Nerd If The Wildlife

Turns out "touch grass" and "experience wildlife" doesn't help with being a massive nerd if the wildlife just so happens to match up with the thing you are being a nerd about....

If you get framed for murder here don't worry, there are plenty of witnesses ^_^.

......but also if you want to commit a murder don't do it here bc there are a LOT of witnesses.

I got a plushie because while I'm trying to cut back on the amount of merchandise I buy (running out of storage space), TECHNICALLY, this is just a cute parrot and not Polly, the parrot named after a murderers dead wife who helped solve a case that was open for 15 years.

C...CH......CHILDRENS HOSPITA-

*I am tackled and stabbed by a monarchy lover while they tell me that I should be thankful because my blood is such a positive and happy red colour. I bleed out knowing the stain on the street is a "bold yet tasteful colour demonstrating the power of the monarch". *

You know how they say that dogs aren't really aware of their size, and that's why big dogs try to squeeze into places they used to fit as a puppy, and dogs the size of a boot will genuinely try to fight a cow? I think italian greyhounds are the only dogs that are aware of their own stature. They look exactly like they're all painfully aware of how tiny and fragile they are.

Through thick and thin, I will always be with you.

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

”the autism spectrum” you mean all of the regenerations of the doctor?