razzek

Let me teach you how to navigate your way to defeat!

AO3 + FurAffinity + Patreon Blind cartoonist, writer, and general creative. Not sure what this blog will be yet but here I am. :) All my love to people who use alt text and describe images on this website! Art tumblr: razzekart

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What Do You Mean "what's Wrong With Me," There's Nothing Wrong With Me. What's Wrong With You?@coiled-dragon

Mabel Pines stands in a field of sunflowers, pointing a gun. "Adios, motherfucker!" she says cheerfully.

Dr. Eggman crouches in the same sunflower field, the sky now blood red. He cradles a slain Speedy Gonzales I can't believe I had to just type that in his arms, along with yellow roses and lilac flowers. "Death, that sucked the honey from thy breath, hath had no power yet upon thy beauty..."

What do you mean "what's wrong with me," there's nothing wrong with me. What's wrong with you? @coiled-dragon gravity falls/sunflowers @qthewhatever sonic/lilacs @razzek chuck jones (looney tunes)/yellow roses

textless Mabel and Dr. Eggonzalez under the cut

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9 months ago

I can't remember the name of this cryptid, the one that's all leg with a funny face; no arms, just leg. XD That one shop lifting. :D

a Fresno nightcrawler (a white creature that is just legs) sweats nervously as it tries to leave a store wearing several pairs of socks it didn't pay for, setting off the metal detectors.

October art prompt: cryptids and petty crimes

Fun fact: Fresno Nightcrawlers are always depicted "walking" because they're trying to get away from Fresno.

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rad art gifts ahaha this is better than I imagined! XD little guy has style XD

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razzek

9 months ago

Space DJ chokes the Void with his own... face? Void strings? I don't know but they're both pretty into it. Speech bubble reads "H.Y.C.Y.BH?"

Cyberphuck: I'm predicting people sending hate anons to someone drawing or writing The Void/Space DJ noncon.

Razzek: I want to see/read that but only if it's the DJ committing the crime! They just have that vibe and The Void is too obvious (which means it's going to be Void tops always, sadface)

Razz is an enabler. (I watched the music video this morning and have listened to the song on repeat like 60 times since then) [Like it? Reblog it! Love it? Consider supporting me with a tip or a sub while I apply for disability benefits! Patreon: Suicidesauce Ko-fi: Jaydeefaire]

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hhhhgggg 8) shit I made myself ship it XD god I love this though XD was kicking around vague fic ideas inspired by the sketch for this last night XD rad art gifts looks like I'm back to being a fandom menace :D and the fandom for this hasn't even started XD

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9 months ago

Mothman and stealing all the cheese from the dairy aisle

a mothman based on a green Luna moth looks up guiltily, his arms full of various cheese products.

October art prompt: cryptids and petty crimes

Mothman is apparently a prolific criminal as I’ve gotten several requests for him, so I decided to base each mothman request on a different moth. This demon of the dairy is based on a Luna moth.

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9 months ago

vetted organizations / funds to donate to in appalachia for hurricane relief

beloved asheville

wnc rural organizing & resilience (ROAR)

pansy collective

appalachian medical solidarity/asheville survival program

first aid collective knoxville

marshall, nc refugees mutual aid fund

rural barnardsville, nc supply fund

please boost if you cannot contribute—the destruction in appalachia is devastating and our infrastructure was not equipped to handle this kind of disaster.

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razzek

9 months ago

Finally, after almost two entire weeks, stomach might be settled enough for me to attend today's career fair...! Aaaaand nope, my shitty leg hurts so bad I haven't been able to sleep. 8D Yaaaaay!

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razz rambles thank god for friend's petstuck metalocalypse cozy fic something nice to read to keep me from dwelling on the pain why you like this today leg?! I I didn't do anything to you! and haven't for like two weeks! stop being an arthritic little bitch!

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