So My Brain Has Been Trying To Cha Cha Slide Out Of My Skull For The Past Two Days. Ive Also Been Playing

So my brain has been trying to cha cha slide out of my skull for the past two days. I’ve also been playing My Time at Sandrock. For some reason, I contently forget that the Blue Moon has a second floor even though I visit the Blue Moon almost daily. Weird blind spot to pop up because of the migraines. So, this whole time I was stuck on the Bronco the Kid scenes, because I forgot that the Blue Moon has a second floor(i also forgot about Bronco’s letter). I replayed that month thinking it was a bug.

Anyway, the wonderful people on the Pathea bug reporting team, informed me of the second floor and were just great.

Back To Work Karen

Karen: I didn’t have to do this before.

Me:*not yet murderous and smiling* well it’s become part of our new protocols

Karen: Why?

Me: *still not quite murderous* The powers that be said so.

Karen: But why?

Me:*Now irritated and grateful for my mask* The higher ups made the rule

Karen: I just don’t understand why.

Coworker: It’s become part of our new protocols.

*Cue back and forth Karen going ‘why’ at my brick wall of a coworker as I grow murderous.*

Me: Because the signs says so! *points at the sign right next to her*

Karen: Oh okay *finishes transaction and goes on her way*

Me: Because the fucking sign says so Karen! Just do what your told and fuck off! fuck!

Coworker: I thought you were going to jump the counter, your voice was getting a little high there.

Me: I’m going to murder someone, maybe that basic white bitch with the Pinterest knitted mask. We’re not payed enough to be thrown face first into natural selection like this.

Short DPXDC Prompts #387

Whenever Danny’s body dies he dissolves and rises from the nearest source of ectoplasm fully formed in a phoenix like fashion. How could this ability cause him to have interesting encounters with heroes?

Mom: So my first date is in {town ten minutes away} at a Denny’s.

Me: Ma Denny’s isn’t a place you just go to for a date, it’s a place you end up at three in the morning either questioning your life choices, hungover, or having no idea how you ended up there.

My brother: Well she’s not wrong

More Stories from Work

Me: *counts out money* and is there anything else I can do for you?

Creepy Guest: The way you count money is sexy.

Me: *does’t even flinch or break from my costumer service mode* Thank you! Now if there is nothing I can do for you, you have a lovely day!

Creepy Guest: *gets sheepish and flees in embarrassment*

Me: *watches and waits until the guest is out of hearing distance before I start cackling*

Ben: *pokes his head up from behind the half wall that hides his desk* You know it’s not normal to take that kind of harassment and then cackle like a super villain?

Me: But it was funny to see him get so thrown and embarrassed, before fleeing. It serves him right for being a creeper.

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Me: Ben! yesterday Coworker S scared the shit out of me and I made a sound I never had before!

Coworker S: *starts laughing*

Bed: *to Cowoker S* I love how she says that with such cheerful voice.

Me: But it was funny, i never knew I could make such a sound.

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Manager D: *not paying any attention to where he’s going and is about to collide with me*

Me: Meyah!

Manager D: *stops* What was that?

Me: My early collision warning system

I watched a video on Furries

My Tiktok’s FYP gave me a video of a person explaining how they act as a furry, I think it was a stitch or something, and within the first like ten second I was suddenly hit with the realization that sooooo many people probably thought I was a furry when I was in high school and not an undiagnosed autistic kid that had a hyperfixation on cats and thus copied their behavior instead of humans. This is both horrifying and hilarious. More hilarious cause I have accepted that I live on chaos vibes and that I was just a super weird child/teenager... Oh my stars, I’m ace and that makes it funnier!