Back To Work - Tumblr Posts
lol Am I finally coming up with genuine content? Maybe, we'll see how long this motivation lasts;)
Pretty boy showed up!
He even winked!!!
Monday morning
Zoom the TV screen.
Back To Work Karen
Karen: I didn’t have to do this before.
Me:*not yet murderous and smiling* well it’s become part of our new protocols
Karen: Why?
Me: *still not quite murderous* The powers that be said so.
Karen: But why?
Me:*Now irritated and grateful for my mask* The higher ups made the rule
Karen: I just don’t understand why.
Coworker: It’s become part of our new protocols.
*Cue back and forth Karen going ‘why’ at my brick wall of a coworker as I grow murderous.*
Me: Because the signs says so! *points at the sign right next to her*
Karen: Oh okay *finishes transaction and goes on her way*
Me: Because the fucking sign says so Karen! Just do what your told and fuck off! fuck!
Coworker: I thought you were going to jump the counter, your voice was getting a little high there.
Me: I’m going to murder someone, maybe that basic white bitch with the Pinterest knitted mask. We’re not payed enough to be thrown face first into natural selection like this.
Looking young for my age: 0)
Men calling me pet names: 0|
She's picking all the walnuts out of this store bought trail mix. It was on sale, she got a good deal on it, but get that bitter bitter shit away from her cashews and dried fruit. >:((
When your hyperfixation is like 'You´ll only read this kind of fanfiction for the next two weeks and ignore all of your other needs' and you´re just like. Okay. Yeah. I can do that.
Suffice to say. I have no clue what happened in the world, am now back to work and got exactly nothing done from the things I´d originally wanted to do xD
Got to read a few nice fanfics tho :D
Also: the weird feeling when you´ve been reading fanfic exclusively in english and suddenly you find one in your mother tongue and it just feels so freaking wrong to even look at it xD