My Brain Is Trying To Cha Cha Slide Out Of My Skull.

My brain is trying to cha cha slide out of my skull.

@evandarya How did I not notice this gem? It’s fantastic, I love it, please tell me you have a Ao3 and you’re going to continue this wonderful thing you’ve made! If not that’s fine, just know I love it!

I had a fever induced thought and I need to make it everyone else's problem too. Jazz beating the ever loving shit out of someone from Gotham(random mugger, the Joker, whoever), to the song Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. Extra funny if the batfam is watching especially if she's beating Joker and Jason is watching.

I had a fever induced thought and I need to make it everyone else's problem too. Jazz beating the ever loving shit out of someone from Gotham(random mugger, the Joker, whoever), to the song Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. Extra funny if the batfam is watching especially if she's beating Joker and Jason is watching.

Hello new headcanon. Can we add Pen crashing Owen’s story telling nights and be like, “BROTHER! WILL YOU NOT TELL TALES OF MY MANY HEROIC ACCOMPLISHMENTS?” And Owen can’t like go anywhere because he’s in the middle of a story and there’s no place to hide.

No Pathea really, why the hell aren’t Pen and Owen fraternal siblings with polarizing personalities and Owen speed walking away when he sees Pen in town or ducking behind counters and Pen greeting him with a swish of his cape and a “brOTHER, I REQUEST NOURISHMENT AND REFRESHMENTS” like why don’t we have that?

So my brain has been trying to cha cha slide out of my skull for the past two days. I’ve also been playing My Time at Sandrock. For some reason, I contently forget that the Blue Moon has a second floor even though I visit the Blue Moon almost daily. Weird blind spot to pop up because of the migraines. So, this whole time I was stuck on the Bronco the Kid scenes, because I forgot that the Blue Moon has a second floor(i also forgot about Bronco’s letter). I replayed that month thinking it was a bug.

Anyway, the wonderful people on the Pathea bug reporting team, informed me of the second floor and were just great.

So one of those batfam interferes with a cult ritual where the cult is offering/sacrificing a bride to the King of the Dead to gain his favor but something happens and a batkid ends up in the ritual circle instead stories BUT make it funny

BATFAM AFTER A TIRELESS WEEK OF FIGURING OUT HOW TO GET JASON (Jason? idk we'll go with Jason for this blub) BACK

THE ROOM FLOODS WITH LIGHT AND JASON IS REVEALED IN THE CIRCLE

Jason: ah! What the hell guys?!

Nightwing: we brought you home- what are you wearing

Jason, in beach clothes holding a ectoplasm icee in one hand and his sunglasses in the other while being noticeably tanner and with a giant gemstone ring on his finger: clothes. Why the hell did you guys bring me back?! I was enjoying my vacation

Robin: vacation? You were abducted by a supernatural force for the purposes of a forced marriage to a monstrous entity.

Red Robin: who was it by the way? Hades? Satan?

Jason: Danny.

Jason: *takes loud sip of icee*

Jason: my fiancé's name is Danny but his "ruling name" or whatever is High King Phantom. He's the ghost king.

Batman: that is a more obscure diety than we expected. Did you discover how to break the marriage contract?

Jason: break the marriage contract? Why would I want to do that?!

Robin: because you were abducted.

Jason: yeah but then he cured my pit rage and he's a absolute sweetheart and funny. Now send me back. This is why none of you were invited to my bachelor party which you so rudely kidnapped me from

Batman: no.

Jason: no? Im getting married in two days and none of you are blowing this for me. Send me back or I wont give you any favors once I become queen or consort or whatever I'll be. Let me live out my shitty romance novel dreams