I Can Fix Everything!

“I can fix everything!”

AU idea where Hawkmoth puts too much energy into akumatizing Marinette, who’s overwhelming empathy, upon being akumatized, just gives her the same powers as Hawkmoth. Whoops! Her victims have no idea why the new Hawk-problem wears so many spots on her outfit…

Her akumatized artifact is the necklace Tikki gave her for her birthday, and unlike Hawkmoth, she usually dives into the fight when it begins to go south. She can also spin around really fast and club people with her long braid

Au where Itadori’s grandpa doesn’t die

That is one hilarious AU as far as I am concerned.

1 - "You ate WHAT? And now, you're going WHERE?"

2 - This is the AU where Yuji's stupidity was so potent that it brings his grandfather back to full health and now, he is tagging along to Tokyo Jujutsu High and bitching the whole time.

3 - Level of respect for Gojo? Zero. He doesn't care that he technically saved his grandson's life. As far as he is concerned, he looks and acts like a clown, the eyeband makes him look stupid and he doesn't trust him with children. Gojo adores him and calls him Grandpa.

4 - Keeps telling every sorcerer student he sees to just quit that line of work because it sucks and there is no benefit. When he isn't, he is very invested with Yuji making friends with all of them, because his grandson needs friends.

5 - Yuji: "Now that I am Sukuna's vessel, am I even human?"

Grandpa: "Oh, don't worry about that. Judging from what your mother was, I doubt you were fully human to begin with."

Yuji: "WHAT?"

Damian, as Robin, is about to be sacrificed to summon a Powerful Being. Except instead of a Powerful Being, a kid his age pops into existence as though he was shoved forward.

The kid looks around, startled. He's got a black eye and he's holding a length of rope, presumably what had been restraining him.

"Uh. Is. Is this the afterlife?" The kid asks, bewildered.

"...No, this is Gotham. We were trying to summon Pariah Dark?" One of the cultists answers, also confused.

"But I was being sacrificed to summon Pariah Dark?" The kid says, brows furrowed.

The cultists pause in their attempted murder of Robin and hurriedly reconvene, taking their eyes off of the kid. They're muttering about how maybe there was another cult doing a sacrifice at the same time, and things got switched up. Should they sacrifice both of the boys?

Damian, though. Damian never takes his eyes off of the new kid.

Unlike the cultists, he's not an idiot. He knows a liar when he sees one. That boy is no sacrifice.

That boy is the being they summoned.

He waits for the being to show it's true colors. And waits. And waits.

'Hurry up!' Damian mouths to it.

'I am trying!' It mouths back, motioning at it's feet where it's been wearing away the containment sigil.

'Well try faster!'

'That's not how it works!'

'How hard is it to mess up chalk?'

'Well then you come here and you do it!'

"Maybe I will," Damian spits outloud, done with this farce.

"Uh, do you two need a moment or...?"

Damian answers the cultists question by kicking her in the face as he cuts himself loose.

He will rescue both himself and the demon they dragged into this world.

Dead on Main Head Cannon

My favorite head cannon for this ship is that when they're feeling petty and pissed off at each other they'll send the other a purple hyacinth. It hits both of their dead, melodramatic souls perfectly. Flower language for purple hyacinth is "my regrets follow you to the grave" and that just vibes the same as "my condolences for your stupidity" to me at least.

Jason in a meeting as Red Hood with his gang. Flower shop worker guy comes in and says with the monotone of a dead-souled retail worker: "Delivery for Mr. Hood?"

Jason raises his hand with a sardonic head tilt.

Flower shop guy drops a small pot of purple hyacinth in front of him on the table and then reads off a small white card. "For leaving me to meet your dad by myself. Love, Danny." He puts the card back in his pocket. "Enjoy your flowers." He says in a way that makes Jason certain the man has no idea what the word enjoy actually means before shuffling out of the warehouse.

Hood's men all sit there silently for several long moments before one of them finally dares to speak.

"You made them meet the parents by themselves?"

Jason let's out a long heavy sigh.

"Anyone got a couch I can use tonight?"

For the ask game: an AU where All Might and Izuku forget to tell Inko that they're going to I-Island.

Ah yes, The story of how Midoriya Inko drop kicked the Symbol of Peace.

(I am going to change the prompt just a little bit to make it funnier.)

1 - Okay so you have to understand that Izuku is a very independent child and it's normal for him to disappear during an entire day without giving any news. Inko has learned not to worry. However, because of that habit, Izuku only left a message to his mom when he was already on the plane.

2 - Izuku left quite the good message, calmly explaining where he was going, that he was with a teacher, and when he would be back. Except that all that Inko heard was "I have been smuggled out of the country by an adult I barely know." She completely panics. Calls Izuku a thousand times but his phone is off (because he is on a plane). Calls Hisashi but he doesn't answer either (because he is in Tartarus).

3 - Now, most people would have called the police but Inko has... ahem... a past that makes her distrustful of the police and heroes alike. So she kinda hops on a plane and gets illegally into I-Island. As she does, she ends up in a warehouse where a group of shady looking people have also gotten in the island. They look like villains, they might be involved in a smuggling ring, so she very politely asks them if they have seen his son.

4 - Wolfram, who had just been talking about his nefarious plan, doesn't know how much this strange Japanese housewife heard. He makes vague threats and allusions about how he can definitely help her find her son, already planning to kill her. Unfortunately for him, all that Inko heard was "Oh yes, we definitely got your son, are up to no good, and are going to do something stupid." Parental adrenaline kicks in. The spirit of Yor Forger possesses her. Twenty minutes later, Inko exists the warehouse. There is a tiny bit of blood on her but she wipes it and keeps looking for her son.

5 - The strange man who is next to Izuku never sees her coming. She drops from the second floor and drop kicks him. He immediately passes out, maybe because of the kick, maybe because of the sheer shock.

+ 1 - Once All Might wakes up, he apologizes to Inko and that's how she learns that her son is on friendly terms with the Symbol of Peace! Hooray!

For the ask game:

Not DfO AU

All for One decides to retire. He meets Izuku by chance and decides to give him the AfO quirk copy, to see what he'll do with it.

*hisses at the non dfo au*

1 - After he got half murdered by All Might, AFO decides that it's time to retire. But since he cannot abide the thought of not messing things up, he picks a bullied kid with some wrath in his heart and decides to offer him the chance to be someone. He gives him a quirk to steal quirks and leaves his shadow inside it, so it will corrupt the boy and All Might will be forced to kill a child who used to be his number 1 fan.

2.A - It. Completely. Fails.

2.B - Vestige AFO barely has the time to say "Actually, All Might kinda sucks..." that Izuku bitch slaps him into submission. One does not insult All Might in front of the ultimate fanboy.

3 - Izuku is very happy to have such a cool quirk, obtains more quirk, decides to be hero, etc. On the day of the entrance exam, Nedzu calls All Might and tells him that one of the students has the ability to steal quirks and curly hair and so on. Izuku, after the exam, is asked to go to the principal office, which makes him freak out because he isn't even enrolled in UA, how can he be already called into the principal's office??? But he explains that yes, a strange man gave him a very cool quirk.

4 - No one is willing to believe that AFO could just give quirks without asking for something in return (meanwhile Vestige AFO is screaming to be let out, please, it's full of All Might merch in there, he will be good!) so they share a glance where they both agree that Izuku is probably AFO's secret lovechild and that Izuku doesn't need to know that.

5 - Through his first month in UA, Izuku keeps meeting people, heroes and villains alike, who immediately squint and ask if he is AFO's secret lovechild. Even Todoroki asked it! He keeps telling them that no, that's not the case, he has two parents that he loves very much, and neither of them is a supervillain, but as Todoroki keeps pointing out, one of his parents is "out of country" and "never around" because "working abroad".

+1 - One the day of PT meeting, Izuku arrives with both parents. One is Inko. The other is Star and Stripe.