Baki Oneshots! Retsu X Reader..

Baki Oneshots! Retsu x reader..

Retsu Kaioh

Retsu absolutely adores you as his wife, for there was no other woman as perfect as you. You were all his. He loved how the two of you also took on traditional marriage roles as he is a bit more old fashioned.

Even so, Retsuyou did your best so tease him so boldly, which never went unnoticed . Today was one of those days… You woke up bright an early on a beautiful Saturday morning right next to retsu. You leave him in the bed, with a grin that only grows as you walk to your dresser.

The first thing picked out, is a red short. Tight. Skirt. Then a nice and tight but breathable white long sleeve, red and gold knee highs, and to complete the look the traditional gold hairpin hed gifted you. Your prized possession.

You knew exactly what you were doing as you pranced around the house, cleaning every possible surface. Bending under couches, tables, and the counter tops too, at every chance you could. It was obvious retsu was enjoying this, even if he didn’t show it. But to you his wife, you knew what that gaze meant. The last straw for him was you asking him

“Retsu, dear, could you please help me reach the fine china?” With your ass ever so bent over the counter.

“I’ve had enough dear.” He whisperer into your ever so sensitive ears. “Come to the bed room my lotus.” Retsu grabs your hands as you giggle and laugh, and whisks you into the room. “It appears you’ve been teasing me all day.. That’s not very good of you.” “What are you gonna do about it Retsu.” You laugh back.

Swiftly your bent over on his lap, as one of his big hands is smoothing your ass. “I just may have to punish you my lotus.” A hand is brought down onto your ass bringing a sting.

“Ah~ Retsu.”

He starts pulling down your skirt and panties to leave your bare ass below him. “Dressed like this all day, frolicking around the house. Teasing me, with your print”

“I’m so- RETSU.” You call out as he slaps your ass once more. “I’m not done speaking my lotus. I believe a lesson needs to be learned today..” He slides a finger up and down your wet slit.

“You’re so wet for me y/n” He whispers into your ears. Soon he begins rubbing your swollen clit making you whimper and mewl for more. “Please Retsu I’m sorry!” “Not yet.”

He slowly dives two fingers into your needy hole, curling them into your sweet spot. He knows exactly how to make you feel good.

“Ah Retsu I’m so close.” and then, he stops. He lifts you up and places you onto the bed, spreading your legs. “Retsu!” You whine. Retsu positions himself over you leaning down to whisper. “We’re not done just yet.”

He placed his knees onto your legs and releases his manhood to press against his wet pussy. Slowly flicking it up and down to make you beg for him. “ I can’t take it anymore Retsu.”

As he finally slides in, remarking at how tight and wet you are, you know he’s gonna edge the fuck out of you. Until your a throbbing wet mess unfolding onto him.

Shane and Ryan

THIS IS PEAK FRIENDSHIP ENERGYY!! From the days of buzzfeed from this-

TO THIS- THE GHOUL BOYS ARE BACK YALL!!!

BUT WE CANT sever forget about the Shane demon lore and “This is a case for C.C tinsley!”I low key love theese twooo

Record of ragnarok- Taking a walk/hike

Hlokk-“Jack.. can you carry me up the rest of trail my legs hurt!!”

Jack-“of course darling. Let this be known though I reminded you to wear hiking shoes.

Hlokk-“It’s about the aesthetics and looking good..besides since I have you it’s all good.”

Qin huang- “I understand completely. I must make note of this to remind my palace staff to provide proper transportation in all situations.”

Shiva- “You never stop talking about how you’re royalty.. Get over it.”

Qin-“Oh really mr I am the strongest and most relevant god in India and I have good dance moves! Make way for the king!”

Buddha- “Raiden, do you think it’s annoying when they just never stop arguing? I do. They need to be chill and find nirvana with me.. true inner peace.”

Raiden-“You cant forget about snacks too.”

———— -They both chuckle and fist bump———————————

Thor- “Lu, I’m going to sprain an ankle soon I bet.”

Obviously picking up on the suggestion he swiftly picked up Thor

Thor-“I could get used to this.”

Lu bu-“Your perfectly capable and more than strong enough to walk without injury but anything for you!”

Sasaki-“should we just run up to brunhilde and follow her instead of trailing behind these.. well bozos?

Poseidon-“I concur. It will take forever at this rate.”

——————-

Brunhilde- “Greetings boys, after trekking up this mountain for train- I mean a fun outing, We are here! The field of flowers with a hot spring, cottage, and waterfall. Enjoy it..”

Buddha-“I LOVE YOU BRUNHILDE NIRVANA HERE WE COME!”

Raiden-“ILL RACE YOU TOO THE HOTSPRINGS?!”

Shiva-“You guys can’t forget about me!”

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With a massive splash the boys undress and ease their way into the hotsprings.

“Lets visit the waterfall kojiro, I can even show off my abilities there.”

“only if you make a rainbow.”

-hlokk- “Jack this field of flowers is beautiful.. truly takes my breath away.”

“These flowers can’t compare to your beauty.. my eyes are for you.. would you like a rose and some tea?”

“YES DARLING.. you treat me so well jack.”

-… Thor- “I know your not a man of so many words and neither am I but what about this cottage.”

Lu bu-“I don’t know about you but that bed looks pretty good right now..”

——-

Brunhilde-“I would say this was a successful miss- day out. I might as well join in on the hot springs as qin has made his way over there… and been dragged in.”

“RAIDEN AND BUDDHA!!! HOW DARE YOU.”

“LIVE A LITTLE emPoRER!”

“I guess boys will be boys.”

-A/N- (Lol it’s short but this is what I believe a day out would look like. I hope you enjoyed!!)

Retsu x fem reader Headcanons

a/n- I’ve done a headcanons before and you may or may not have ever see it but heads up I’m using some old material! Just adding to it … I hope you enjoy this!

-The Great Sea King retsu- an amazing kenpo and kung fu martial artist

-Y/n: Just moved to Japan a few years ago from an island in the Caribbean

-Who would’ve thought these two would end up in a beautiful love story?

HOW YOU MET-

Retsu had always come in first place at the annual shinshinkai held cooking competition

Not only did it make him look good, but gave him a sense of pride knowing that he was great at something other than fighting and self control (lmao)

When You see the flyers for the event you just know you have to win

You make Alcapurrias, Plátanos, and rellenos de papas: something this competition had never even seen before

It was safe to say you topped retsu by a landslide

-This man was dumbfounded but still was a great sport and congratulated you. He even asked to try your cooking!

You could instantly see his face light up at the flavor and crunchiness of everything

He asked if you wanted to exchange numbers from that point on

(Was tryna wife you up fast fr fr- you can cook and he thinks your beautiful like come onnn)

Texted you a bit dry, but this man is older like 30 so can’t blame him

He’s also extremely old fashioned, so when he asked you on your first date, he wanted it to be in person

-Retsu seems like the man to take you out to a nice restaurant or a picnic at the park

-Refused to kiss you because he thought it insulted your dignity on the first date

(He defo makes up for it later tho NGL)

-When he asked you to be his girlfriend he took you to a ginormous field of dozens of types of flowers

-He wanted it to be beautiful and special to both of you

RANDOM THINGS BOUT YOU BOTH

-This man loves back rubs like no other

-He enjoys the feeling of your soft hands caressing his skin wayyy more than he wants to admit to anyone ever

-Loves giving you back rubs too however and massages

-Once again this man just can’t get enough of you once your both Dating and comfy with each other

-Gives you soft quick pecks on the cheek or lips but when he’s really feeling it he’ll drive deeper into it

-You: On the topic of your culture vs his such as the food, you practically had to force him to Latin dance with you

-At first you taught him meringue, then salsa , and finally your personal favorite, bachata

-You’d think Sea King Retsu over here would have two left feet but he got some good rhythm and compliments you very well

-On the topic of compliments he loves those especially on little things about him - He’s prideful not vain

SEXUAL TOPICS- MDNI!!

you made the first sexual move on him since he thought he’d come off as too lustful

this man isn’t very experienced since all he’s ever done is just fight, but he knows what he’s doing and how to do it

Loves holding your hands above your head and intertwining your fingers too

As he thrusts into you he’ll kiss you passionately

*Sweet talks saying things like

“Your taking it so well baby”

“I love you so much you know.”

**Title: Seven Minutes in Heaven**

Short little fan fiction about Gon x Killua confessing their feelings in a game of seven minutes in heaven! There is Leorio x kurapika content too, but more so them being in love and supporting parents!

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The dimly lit room was buzzing with excitement and nervous energy. It was a typical night for the group of friends, but tonight felt different. The atmosphere was charged with unspoken feelings, especially between

a certain pair: Gon Freecss and Killua Zoldyck. They’d navigated countless challenges together, yet this simple game of “Seven Minutes in Heaven” brought the most formidable challenge of all: vulnerability.

Leorio and Kurapika sat together on the couch, their fingers intertwined. They’d long since settled into a comfortable relationship, and while they teased their friends about their obvious crushes, they couldn’t help but hope that Gon and Killua would finally take the leap.

“Kurapika, do you think it’ll happen today?”

“Maybe Leo~”

“Let’s hope, it’s getting tiring seeing them all shy.” “LEORIO!” Kurapika playfully smacked his arm.

“Alright, everyone!” Leorio announced, his voice cheerfully cutting through the ambient chatter. “If we’re going to play this, we need to set some ground rules. Only the brave shall proceed into the ‘heaven’ of that closet!”

“Don’t you dare call it that.” Killua rolled his eyes, suppressing a grin. His gaze instinctively flicked to Gon, whose excited smile made his heart race. Maybe tonight would unveil the feelings they’d both kept buried.

“Let’s get started!” Kurapika clapped his hands, his anticipation palpable. “We’ll draw names randomly, and everyone must take their turn. But… let’s keep Hisoka out of it, alright?”

Gon chuckled, but there was a tinge of worry in his eyes. Hisoka was unpredictable, and the thought of him alone with either himself or Killua made Gon's stomach churn

“Why not? I promise to behave!” Hisoka chimed, appearing out of nowhere, a mischievous smile plastered on his face. The flamboyant clown had a knack for drama, and the tension skyrocketed as he licked his lips, clearly reveling in the suspense.

“I think our odds of survival decrease significantly if Hisoka is part of the game,” Killua mumbled, his expression tinged with anxiety. “Babs, stop scaring the children.” Illumi interjected.

The games began, laughter and giggles punctuating the room as each participant disappeared into the closet for their seven minutes.

Kurapika and Leorio emerged first, their cheeks flushed, and their smiles a mix of triumph and giddiness.

“Leorio, it’s our turn what should we do.” “I think you know what, Kurapika.” “Do I~” his words were interjected by Leorio pulling Kurapika into a steamy kiss. “Leo..” Pika whispered.

The two emerged out of the closet looking flushed and slightly disheveled. “Oh my God, how unholy of you two~” Hisoka teased.

*CHROLL DESCENDS FROM THE HEAVENS*

“AH WHAT THE FUCK!” Killua screeched. “Did somebody call me?” Chrollo spoke. “Bitch get out of my house!” Kurapika responded. “

Pretty Kurapika, don’t be so mean to me.”

“HE’S TAKEN. IM GONNA KILL YOU!” Leorio charged at him.

“I think that’s my cue to leave, see you around Kurta~”

*Chrollo descends to hell*

“That was random as hell.” Illumi says while wheezing.

Finally, it was Gon’s turn to draw. “I got killua!! Yay come on.” “Baka! Don’t be so giddy.” Killua said blushing.

The rest of the group watched in anticipation, particularly Leorio and Kurapika, who were practically bubbling over with hope.

Just as the two boys stepped into the closet, the door creaked ominously. The moment it clicked shut, the familiar warmth of a shared space surrounded them. Time seemed to stretch, distorting their senses as they stood close yet uncertain.

“Um… so, what should we…” Gon began, his voice barely a whisper, filled with exhilaration and nerves.

, Hisoka swung open the door of the closet, a wide grin on his face. “I couldn’t help it! I need to protect my little Gon from… bad influences!” His tone dripped with mischief, eyes sparkling as they landed on Killua.

“Don’t you dare put your hands on him!” Killua growled, already outside of his comfort zone. The threat of Hisoka brought forth a primal urge to protect.

“Really? I just want to play!” Hisoka twirled, making a mock bow. “Is it so wrong for me to want to spend time with my favorite boy?”

. He glanced at Killua, who looked ready to unsheathe a blade at a moment's notice. The tension was palpable, a powder keg just waiting for a spark. “Killua it’s ok!”

“Hisoka, you have no right to barge in here,” Gon said firmly, surprising even himself. “You need to back off.”

“Look at you, so brave!” Hisoka laughed, unfazed. “But let’s see how brave you are alone — and how long Killua will stand by!”

Just then, Illumi stepped forward, his presence a cold shadow looming over them. “You should leave my brother alone, Hisoka.” His voice was low and menacing, and the room instantly quieted, tension thickening the air.

Startled, Hisoka held up his hands in mock surrender. “Alright, alright! I was merely playing a game!” With a flourish, he stepped back, practically skipping away from them.

The closet door finally closed behind them again, sealing Gon and Killua in their moment. The silence stretched, heavy with half-formed thoughts. It was then Gon mustered the courage to break the ice.

“Killua, I…” Gon’s voice trailed off, the raw honesty flickering between them like a flame.

“I feel the same. I’ve always felt the same.” Killua took a step closer, their hearts now racing in rhythm. “But I didn’t know how to say it.”

Gon smiled—this was the moment he had yearned for. “Maybe we don’t have to say it. Maybe we just have to understand it.”

With that, they leaned closer, the past few moments fading away in the glow of their realization. The world outside melted into insignificance as they shared a whisper that only they could hear, the door of the closet forgotten.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the room outside, Leorio grinned at Kurapika, relief washing over them like a tide. Their friends had finally started to piece together the puzzle, and with his eyes on Illumi, Kurapika hoped that perhaps tonight, darkness would stay at bay.

“We knew it Kurapika, today was the day!!” He squeezed the blonds hand tighter. “They did it.”

As the minutes passed, their prayers echoed in silence, wishing for a world where love, no matter how complicated, could always shine brightly in dark corners, just like the love blossoming in the closet between Gon and Killua. And in a moment, the world outside would be forever changed.

Baki x Reader Headcannons!

Jack Hanma

-You had fallen down a hill on during your morning hike

-That’s when you met Jack Hanma, an 8 foot tall beast of a man.. but he was so gentle carrying you back the way you came

-You thanked him profusely and offered to do something for him. He asked a date out of you

-This man would probably take you to the beach or to a fancy dinner (ngll take me out jack 👀 LMAO)

-After the first date going so well you both decided to go one one of your choice where he kissed you

-( MaKinG OuT WoUld kilL mE Omg)

-After you two started dating he couldn’t contain himself anymore and decided to ask you if you wanted to have sex

-Jack obviously is ginormous down theree so at first it hurt, but eventually he sped up the pace

-You didn’t walk for a week, but Jackiieeee Carried you everywhere anyways

-He definitely loves you so much all because you saw through that tough exterior of his.. The face only a mother could love, except you

(anD mE OMG THaT mAn is fine)

Kaoru Hanayama:

-I feel like he would see you on the street dancing or something even laughing and he’d be enthralled with you from that moment on

-Hanayama definitely would send people to spy on you and gather info until he had enough to approach you

-one day he appeared in front of you and confessed his love for your beauty and asked of you to go on a date

-you thought it was creepy but eventually you gave in and went on the date anyways

-Took you to the fanciest restaurant you’ve ever seen

-“whatever you want tonight is on me Miss Y/n, only the best for you.”

-THIS MAN HAS SOOO MUCH MONEY

-He loves to send you expensive gifts such as bracelets, necklaces, dresses, and of course roses

-SeXY stUff nOw lMao: I would definitely love to believe this man would be supeeeer sensual at first and then just lose control. Will send you gifts and everything after, have his men carry you or will offer you rides in his limo

Kaioh Retsu:

-You would meet him at a cooking convention where you two tied for first place

-he was surprised this was the first time in 10 years someone had beaten him at this competition

-however, as soon as he tasted your cooking, he knew why you won and why you had to be his wife

-asked you out on the first date. HES SO respectful and old fashioned fr fr. Set up a picnic in the park for you

-Didn’t want to kiss you on the first date because of his respect for you, but he made up for that later NGLL

-He said I love you firsttt

-HUBBY material ONG like this man will do the dishes, cook, and give you back rubs

-But he loves back rubs too especially after a long day of training or teaching a class

-You had to make the first sex MOve because he felt as though it might be too lustful on his part

-Loves going soft and slow giving you many kisses

-“you’re doing so well baby..” “I love you.”