People That Live Near A Grocery Store Are Always Like Im Going To The Grocery Store

People that live near a grocery store are always like I’m going to the grocery store

PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW WHAT SCENE IN PARTICULAR BROUGHT THIS OUT OF YOU THIS IS THE FUNNIEST POST EVER I NEED CONTEXT

I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE LESTAT SO MUCH

SHOUT OUT TO ALL CHRISTIANS WHO SAY BEING GAY IS WRONG

KING DAVID WAS BISEXUAL AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. 

Watership Down is the secret template for all Zombie survival stories and I want someone to try and prove me wrong

I can’t be the only one making these connections, right? The entirety of Walking Dead reminds me so much of all the variations of Watership Down: a group traveling desperately in search of a safe home, only to be stopped or challenged by their own kind. By another group of people that shouldn’t be fighting.

Let me know what you guys think! I’d love to hear your thoughts! If you want me to make more parallels, just let me know. It was fun making these!

I'm gonna make a post with all of the 'stick figure violence' adjacent images I have. if anyone knows any similar ones I'm missing PLEASE SEND ME THEM. I have an unhealthy obsession with them.

Slasher fans are like “this is my poor little meow meow, Screwdriver Elbow. his real name is timothy asspunk and he killed 17 women because his dad called him gay. He’s from the movie “Hot sexy college camp” that came out in 1643. I desire him carnally.”