They Looked Like Husbands.

They looked like husbands.

Tim has to go to work, menwhile Hawk is in his day off.

I miss them.

Micheal: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Georgiou way.

Saru: Isn't that the wrong way?

Micheal: Yes, but it's faster.

Star Trek Discovery characters as shit my teachers have said to me during exam prep

(If you can correctly guess the subjects of the teachers you win...something)

Georgiou: "I think for excellence you need more slurs"

Micheal: "I want to see the light leave your eyes"

Saru: "Listen, if you're going to invade rome, do it next period."

Pike: "You'd better start writing with that pen or I'll stick it where the sun don't shine-"

Paul: "Yeah, children are STDs. But do you know what else are? Werewolves."

HUgh: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Paul: What’s the difference then?

Hugh: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Paul: Note to self; never get shot.

Tilly: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Micheal, as she walks past: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Tilly: ...Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Paul, not looking up: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Captain Pike, to himself: I don’t think I can snap, crackle, pop my way out of this one