Micheal: There Are Three Ways To Handle A Difficult Situation. The Right Way, The Wrong Way, And The

Micheal: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the Georgiou way.

Saru: Isn't that the wrong way?

Micheal: Yes, but it's faster.

HUgh: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Paul: What’s the difference then?

Hugh: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Paul: Note to self; never get shot.

Next SNW episode when Kirk comes on board the crew should bust into another status report song and dance. Kirk asks “Did we hit another one of those subspace anomalies?” and Pike completely deadpan informs him “No, we rehearsed this.”

serious question, tommy definitely says “make love” right? like he fucks, 100%. but he also makes love, you know?

Detmer: You've all heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for-

Detmer: *placing a pot on Pauls's head* A thot in a pot

Paul:

Paul: *getting up from his seat* Get ready for a bitch in a ditch because that's where you're gonna find your body, you little fu-

okay, but