LYNEY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS

LYNEY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANNONS

Art by @Rousselv_ on twitter and Lyney belongs to hiyoverse

(Just speculation since we only know about Fontaine’s newspaper stuff and that’s all)

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Request made by @yourlocalkazuhasimp and they summoned me by giving me unreleased characters to make hcs of

Tw: scam,scam artist,being mean,cursing all that light shit

Cw: Lyney from fontain and like one mention of his sister

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“DO YOU HAVE A GIRL(•̀ᴗ•́)?I DONT SEE A RING ON YOUR FINGER(٥⁀▽⁀ ) ❤︎︎ (￣▽￣)”

MAINLY ROMANTIC SHIT

(Can be platonic dating)

-I KNOW I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT HIM BUT HE GIVES OFF SUCH RINGMASTER VIBES ALRIGHT

-He’s mean but also nice(think any flirty character but take away the flirting : kayea,lisa,etc)

-SMUG BOYFRIEND TM but no hear me out!he would be rude to you but would beat up another person for doing THE SAME THING

-Flirts with you but can’t handle a single complement from you

-his sister already knew you two dated even if your good at hiding it(he’s too honest with her😔)

-If your from another world like traveller he would tell,not from your clothes or from your voice just because he notice how you don’t understand anything

-teaches you how to scam customers out of their money(even if you don’t work with him)

-If you have a vision of sorts(even if it doesn’t work) he would take care of it like if it were your heart

You two be like:

Try to improve & impress( ｀▽´ )!!

Two loser man, one perfect woman, it’s a (poly) tail as old time＼(≧▽≦)／~!

There is nothing gayer than a straight couple… especially if that woman is on top with no real sense of shame /j.

あなたが緊張しているときはどこでも、ヴィヴィアンがそばにいて、何らかの方法で彼を慰めます。

[TW + CW]—>[ Vivian, Thiu (both of them), Vivian x Thiu, (semi-)Thiu x Thiu, slight OCC, holding hands, giving flowers, physical touch, gifting, love, relationship, just all that soft and fluffy stuff in general, pretty tame in all honesty. ]

[OP massage]—>[ Hey! This is my first post here, I was gonna draw some Thiu x Thiu with maybe a bit of Vivian thrown into it as a poly thing(might still do), but I’m kinda sick to the point of having loud noises ringing noises. So, I just had to cut it down and just post some of the unfinished drawings. Anyways, I hope we can get along well! Please take care of me, I can’t do shit by myself (-‿‿-)! ]

[#?]—>[ #Betterhalf #Thiu #Vivian #Thiuxvivian #Vivianxthiu #Thiuxvivianxthiu #fyp #foryoupage #ship #relationship #shipart #wholesome #theyreholding hands #ilovethem #Nemlei ]

The most normal r/arethestraightsok couple IRL(ू˃̣̣̣̣̣̣︿˂̣̣̣̣̣̣ ू)!!

Yagi x Hitsuji-sama doodles~

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Full doodle VERS(still WIP/scrap).

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You just know that Yagi has done unholy things to his poor wifey! /lh

꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷♡꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦

Read down below for description!!

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[TW + CW ]—>[ Toxic/tragic straight, lewd/erotic memes, and pretty tame in general. Yagi x Hutsuji-sama, Yagi’s (ex)-wife (fandesign). Slide 1 + 2 for Yuu].

[OP note]—>[ Heeeya~, so I’m not doing so well because I got sick again (yikes) and as result, I’ll be a little inactive. But, I will still post as much as I can! ((Probably just my WIP/scraps unless I feel better))??].

[#?]—>[ #funamusea #funamuseaart #okegom #okegomart #dps #deepseaprisoner #Yagi #Hitsuji-sama #Yuu #obsoletedream #tragicstraight #theysotoxicyetsohottogether #pooryuujustwatchesthemdown ].

Can you tell I like old hags? (Ofc you do~)

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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

Crazy idea—buuuut…

How about some Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs?

Like a blunt yet simple s/o? For example: The reader only responds with one letter responses or short sentences (“Tired”, “Hungry”, “I want to sleep”, “It’s too cold”), small enough to be picked up by him, overly lazy/tired yet extremely hyperactive(E.I. Enjoys teasing yet hardly puts any effort into it), and just shitpost vibes in general since I think it be a fun concept!

No one really knows how you came to become the king's lover, only that you somehow managed to enchant him with your personality. Your blunt personality did well with his, even if you tended to only speak and respond simply.

Elder Faeire Cookie was the only one whom you ever really teased and made fun of, but even then, you don't really do it all too often. But it cracks a smile in your lover.

He adores how small you are, even if he doesn't say it. He loves gently scooping you up and taking off with you to his chambers, merely to cuddle. After a long day, it's a nice way for him to unwind.

It actually gets a small chuckle out of him whenever you laze around. He knows you could do anything you put your mind to, but to see you merely relax was amusing. Still, he does try and push you to do more.

With your small size, Elder Faeire Cookie often picks you and either walks or flies around with you. No one in the kingdom questions it.

He's able to clearly discern what you mean by your single words. It's really impressive.

[It’s called hateful love](✯◡✯)~!!

Kissing kissing and kissing… but slightly deadly

Hitsuji-sama and Yagi dynamics go brrr…. We are not the same: you enjoy tragic straight, I enjoy toxic straight… /j

八木と羊様はどちらもスイッチです。おそらくドミングするときに交代するか、それとも単に支配権を争うだけですか??八木は羊様との運を押し上げるつもりはない. /j + /lh

꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷♡꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷꒦꒷

Read down below for description!!

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[TW + CW]—>[ Hitsuji-sama, fanmade name + design 4 Yagi's wifey. Yagi, the 2nd STNK subordinate. Slight lewdness implied. Love in general. Tame in general.]

[OP note]—>[ Heeelp, I just broke my miiiinnnd!! K, but on serious note, I just saw some Insane HCs made by my Okegom mutuals (won’t say who for privacy reasons) and somehow I out-HC them??]

[#?]—>[ #funamusea #funamuseaart #okegom #okegomart #dps #deepseaprisoner #Yagi #Hitsuji-sama #obsoletedream #tragicstraight #theysotoxicyetsohottogether]

These dragons are so beautiful it’s unreal, I just wanna hug them all(except that it’s kinda hard to do that, but never say never! Just wait a few more years).

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I made this request and it ended up so good, I love it so much! It's not what expected, but I love it either way! Make sure to give this person lots of love and support, they deserve it:D!

Yo! Same anon who ask for the Elder Faerie Cookie x shitpost s/o HCs, I would like to be wordy with this one but this is just straight to the point so sorry about that!

Anyways, how about we do some Yeast Beast x shitpost s/o or maybe the dragons x shitpost s/o? Either way I love them both and I only ask for them to be separate since I can’t hardly keep up with more than one despite my love for them all

I've been doing the Beasts a lot, so have some dragons!

CW: Suggestive jokes (Pitaya Dragon Cookie)

You break their brain sometimes. You can say some of the craziest things with the straightest face and then walk away like nothing happened.

Once you remarked how you'd like to ride them, and they proudly said as long as you could hang onto their back, they'd let you. All you said was "oh, not from the back" and then turned and left.

It took Pitaya Dragon Cookie way too long to realize what you mean.

Longan Dragon Cookie didn't know what to expect when they began to date you, but this certainly wasn't it.

They don't really show it, but whenever you say something unhinged it makes them pause and give thought.

Sometimes they wish you would just. Be normal. They still love you though.

Lotus Dragon Cookie has definitely made a song or two out of your words. They like to tease you with it whenever you try and get the upper hand.

Surprisingly, they go well with your nature. They can bounce off of you very well!

Don't ask how many papers they have regarding what you've said.

Ananas Dragon Cookie?? Does not?? Get it??

Listen, they try very hard, but their pride gets in the way sometimes. Poor Pitaya Dragon Cookie has to explain it to them, and even then they don't get it.

They've learned to live with it, but man do they wish they understood.