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Luddite BS
These machines will do our jobs so we can finally be free


I love the DC fandom but god do some people have the most piss on the poor reading comprehension
For the love of God
DON'T MICROWAVE RAW EGGS
They will actually explode, sometimes even after you already taken out so you get steaming hot egg goo all over your face and upper body.


y'all... I thought they were tiddies...
I'm going to find a way to bring it into the conversation.
Be sure about it.

You've grown as a person and we are very proud of you
Me when I remember something I said ages ago that was wrong or my values no longer align with


Yes, but it was an old guy while I was working in a nursing home
What a fucking L take.
"Some old lady in an ex-eastern bloc country still cries about the end of communism so clearly communism was good actually"
Well some people are nostalgic for the Franco regime or hell some people wish we returned to the 1950s racial segregation included, but you wouldn't write essays about how that means Fascism or racism was good actually.
If anything I trust the 22 year old more because they aren't blinded by nostalgia goggles and can see the flaws in the former system.
Also please stop associating being leftist with these inhuman dictatorships, kill that Cold War era part of your brain that thinks that the only two options are unchecked capitalism or Soviet style communism instead of just flipping the one considered good.
"stop supporting communism!! its the worst thing that ever happened to my country, you have no idea how bad it actually was for the people who live here!!" and its always coming from a 22 year old whose grandparents would strongly disagree
WOULD

Luke really said "Bitch wtf is wrong with you" in Gentleman

MAYA NO
Honestly this for faux social justice angle the AI people are now adopting makes me so furious.
Like don't me wrong the ones who clearly just want to use it because they think that they will be able to make entire movies by themselves and become rich are annoying and disgustingly anti-art themselves.
But treating creativity and artistic skills as something privileged and pretending that art needs to be "democratised" away from *checks notes* actual artists is so disgusting.
Art is already democratised, you just need to actually pick up a pen and learn how to draw instead of demanding that you can steal actual artists work.
NaNoWriMo, the competition whose raison d'etre is making people write actual words for a month, declaring that you can do writing with AI is a predictably inane choice. But coaching their statement in social justice language about how banning AI is classist and ableist, now that elevates it to the sublimely dopey
I'm the God of relinquish 💚
here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of
Tom Cock-esque post
seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling
Watching Star Wars was a mistake. For years I’ve derived so much pleasure from seeing discourse on my timeline that’s like “it’s actually a pretty good writing choice that Glimbo Knutts manipulated the imbledimbians in the force to make Darth Freeble his personal jedi froogler. It gives the original trilogy more depth” and not knowing what the fuck anybody is talking about. But now I do and it’s ruined. I understand what you freak ass dorks are saying and it isn’t fun anymore. Glimbo Knutts making Darth Freeble his jedi froogler DOES give the original trilogy more depth. This sucks man
Someone doesn't know the "Lenin is a mushroom" Theory
While sick last night I found this

I don't know who made it or why but it makes my heart feel peaceful

@pikachu-buttslut Oh people suspected/knew that they were screwing very early on. In fact people had been suspecting it since Batman's early "urban legend/monster" phase which is one of my favorite eras to examine artifacts of being they're just so hysterical (As in literal hysteria).

(Issue of the "Gotham Monthly Skeptic" from shortly after both debuts. Note this was before the appearance of Robin or official adoption of the Bat Signal)
The Gothamites in the notes can confirm but people wigged out about anything Batman did or didn't do in those days and rags like this are a big chunk of why. Of course ever since then she's become an on again off again sight alongside the Bats during any Crisis in the city such as the "No Man's Land" fiasco and has gained her own area of influence in Gotham's notorious east end.
I love how Mary Jane sounds like she forgot her line halfway through.
the 60′s spidey animated television series was truly a gift
Remember everyone sluts at their own pace, it doesn't matter how many dicks you suck just that you have fun doing it.
I would never slut shame, I only slut encourage
My mom during her pregnancy with me, no joke

CHILD VIOLENCE: 18 plus unknown school shooting deaths.
PREGNANT WOMEN VIOLENCE: 7
SILVER ST CLOUD BODYCOUNT: 6
21 YEAR OLD MEN ADOPTED: 3
MARTHA WAYNE RACISM: 2
DEATH CAUSED BY A PREGNANT SILVER ST CLOUD: 1
DEATH CAUSED BY A PREGNANT MARTHA WAYNE: 1
DEATH CAUSED BY PREGNANT WOMEN: 2
DEATH CAUSED BY MARTHA WAYNE RACISM: 1
More people need to know about the batmanifesto
Hi, I know your field of study is more focused on the WWII era of superheroics, but I got a question about the 1980s.
My dad recently told me about the time he met the Teen Titans in school because of some Reagan era Anti-Drug thing like DARE and putting the complicated politics of the War on Drugs aside something unusual caught my eye.
He had a picture of him meeting the Titans and among the usual suspects like Starfire or Raven the picture featured a hero I never seen before.
At first I through it was Robin, but no it was a guy in a blue (purple?) costume with red accents who my dad said was the leader of the team.
He sadly can't remember his name, so I wanted to ask if you could clear this up for me.
Who was that guy and what happened to him?
That's amazing as far as heirlooms go, I hope your dad treasures those.
The Titans actually did shows like that all over the country in relation to the "Presidential Drug Awareness Campaign" but like you said there was a very obvious wrinkle in the lineup

(Poster distributed to schools around the country, circa 1983) The man in purple up at front is a hero by the name of "The Protector". Most of you are scratching your heads. If you are a native of certain parts of San Fransisco you are pumping your fist in the air. San Fran has a lot of superheroes that call it home but The Protector is known for one thing and one thing only: He's the illegal drug trade's worst nightmare. He's taken on seemingly untouchable gangsters and even pharmaceutical companies and has really become the face of those fighting addiction in the city. As for "What happened to him":
During his early days he was criticized for having that hard edged DARE, no tolerance on drugs attitude but these days he's mostly known as a friend to the addicts of the city and a supporter of places like clean injection sites and needle exchanges.
He's even gotten into more than a few high profile dust ups with the SFPD over excessive force in raids or encampment clearings. As far as I know as of right now he's still doing what he does best in the Golden Gate City. People from the area can sound off in the comments of course.

(Graffiti mark of Protector on a needle exchange in San Francisco's Tenderloin neighborhood, this mark is used to denote that a building is under his "protection") It's hard to know WHY Robin wasn't there for this. Some people have theorized that it was to keep him out of the public eye on Batman's orders but I don't know that I buy that, the lanes of communication between the two during this time period didn't seem that one sided. Personally I think Robin just stepped aside to give the floor to someone who had more specialized knowledge on the subject
Took me way too long to realise this was about queer people

the wheel of life
Philadelphus (affectionate)
VS
Philadelphus (derogatory)
Couldn’t get over “the ancient Egyptian site of Philadelphia” so I looked up the origin of the name of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania to see if it was developed independently or named after that Ptolemic Egyptian city, because “the city of brotherly love” didn’t seems like a particularly Egyptian or Ptolemaic value but who knows
Anyway it was a secret third thing: Philadelphia PA was named after a Hellenic Turkish city.
The Turkish city of Philadelphia was named after the king Attalus II Philadelphus, who according to ancient historians earned the title Philadelphus “he who loves his brother” because of his loyalty to his older brother the king during his reign. Attalus II was the army commander under his brother’s reign and he rejected his army’s proposal to stage a coup and make him king, and when his brother was reported dead in foreign battle, Attalus II married his brother’s widow Stratonice and ascended to the throne—and when it turned out his brother was alive, Attalus divorced Stratonice and ceded the throne to his brother again without a challenge.
For his loyalty he earned the title Philadelphus which he carried on after his brother died and he became king.
Philadelphia in Egypt was named after a completely different guy, pharaoh Ptolemy II Philadelphus, and, well,
