Honorable Mention As "this Was Probably The First Clue" :

honorable mention as "this was probably the first clue" :

the (main)reasons I first realized that I was bi.

... I think i have a type...

this is one of my favourite songs in steven universe, probably im my top 5.

Happily watching her drift away...

I had a nice nap then woke up to remember some of ya’ll drove a sweet supportive deeply caring man off the internet. Do you think Ashley Johnson would be marrying him if he was genuinely a not good person? The Queer community is very important and close to her heart. It’s the same for him. I trust not only her judgment but him in his actions, his own care. “Don’t forget to love each other” is a statement he made that’s on a LGBTQ positive t-shirt for a reason. Look at how he guides people through really hard topics on Between The Sheets. Marisha would have never done that interview without him, she said so herself. She knew he’d be her rock holding her hand. The same goes for Matt’s interview which was also a tearjerker.  The pretend asshole character is a freaking character! That’s the bit, that’s the joke. Because, he’s as far from that as you can get and he’s striving every day to be a better person. That’s why it’s so over the top with the silly insults. No one’s meant to believe any of that, and he’s been playing along.  On top of all that what he was accused of was not even said by him, he didn’t make any comments other than wanting a break from political vitriol because he wanted to work on being a better person.  Guys, I’m bitter, I’m gonna stay bitter for a long while.  

Oh, how much I love BFU.

for you fic-writing pleasure;

due to the popularity of this post, here is an updated, and apparently ever extending list of the characters the bois™ have created or absorbed into their alternative universe canon, or as @boogaraniac put it, the BFCU, 

C.C. Tinsley: technically real, but has become our favourite, happy-go-lucky, incompetent detective. according to fanon, he either works with, or is attempting to arrest Ricky G. may or may have not been murked by Dr Fear (intro’d in The Sodder Children)

Ricky Goldsworth: our main man. Smooth Criminal, “it’s all about the confidence, baby,” and while some people try to reduce him to just a serial killer, we all know he’s so much more than that. (intro’d in room 1046)

Banjo McClintock: art thief and wearer of fake mustaches. if you’re gonna steal something, do it right. probably admires Ricky G., but is definitely afraid of him.(intro’d in Gardner Museum Heist q+a)

Dr Fear: another technically real person, but hey, this fandom writes RPF so really, no one’s judging. Shane posited that C.C. Tinsley’s disappearance had something to do with this real life monster - and we all know that if he did, Ricky came for his ass (intro’d in the Pennhurst ep)

Francesca Norris: fabulous, flirty and flaunting spy. Better Than You, And Knows It. (intro’d in Isdal Woman q+a)

Detective Holly Horsley: detective by day, crime writer by night. better hope you have nothing to hide, because this girl will find out. [another real person the boys ran away with, but since she’s still a very alive and active person, I can’ talk about her in good conscience without a shoutout to her super cool YouTube] (first appearance in Room 1046 q+a)

all of their exploits take place in the town of Asshole, Iowa (intro’d in the Ken Rex q+a), and if I don’t see a rise in fanfic set in the bois™ au, I’m suing all of you

Broke: Thor doesn’t understand memes

Woke: No one understands Thor’s antique, spicy asgardian memes

don't forget about: Vesh, Vecna, Vera, Verath, Vesper, Vespin, ...

names that exist in canon: Vax, Vex, Veth, Vess, Vence