Don't Forget About: Vesh, Vecna, Vera, Verath, Vesper, Vespin, ...

don't forget about: Vesh, Vecna, Vera, Verath, Vesper, Vespin, ...

names that exist in canon: Vax, Vex, Veth, Vess, Vence

Reasons why Fabian/Riz is a Good™ Ship in my book

Height difference

All of their interactions have been fucking hilarious so far

Literal opposites in family/background. Even their shared common goal, to be like their parents, is gone about differently (Fabian has been brainwashed into wanting to become like his dad lest he disappoint him, while Riz wants to be a detective in order to solve a mystery personal to him and just takes advantage of his mom’s profession to help him complete this)

Height Difference

Sort-of-enemies to friends to lovers trope, hell yes

Just imagine Fabian… finding out his boyfriend is so poor he sometimes has to eat cereal with water for dinner…..and making a point of inviting him over for dinner like three times a week ‘just because you starving would be an inconvenience to team morale, of course’

Riz does not generally accept hand outs, thank you very much, but you know what? If he’s invited to go over to this handsome dick’s house, he’s damn well gonna empty his fridge

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Having a socially inept goblin boyfriend would definitely knock Fabian’s reputation down a notch… and that’s great, since it teaches him not to do things for everyone else but rather for himself

They’re both actually pretty socially inept, but each in their own way. I can see them helping each other learn from each other, since the areas one is mostly clueless in are kinda the other’s specialty (Fabian: too show-offy and extroverted™, doesn’t know when to admit he’s wrong or shut up, Riz: too awkward and paranoid, doesn’t know when to insist on something or how to really talk to people in general)

The possibilities for stupid passive aggressive pet names and playful relationship teasing are endless

They both have trust issues, in their own way…. imagine them helping each other overcome them…. and growing as individuals….. hnn

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

Imagine Fabian meeting Riz’s mom. You can’t tell me he doesn’t love her. You just can’t. If CollegeHumor makes it so he doesn’t, I’m going to fucking riot

Riz is a little weirded out by how obsessed with his mom his boyfriend is, but okay

Riz has a truly positive relationship with his mom, the kind Fabian thinks he has with his dad. I feel like seeing Riz with his mom would kind of help Fabian put things in perspective? Like a sort of 'wait your mom, who loves you, and is a pretty big deal of a detective, doesn’t constantly remind you that she’s going to die and put subconscious pressure on you to be like her?? thats just… thats just a me thing??? wild’ sort of way. If that makes sense

Riz can hitchhike trips in Fabian’s backpack whenever he feels like it and I’m yelling

Jock and nerd boyfriends, enough said

HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

If this ship picks up, or even if it doesn’t tbh, I’m making a fucking headcanon list for it

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I'M SO EXITED!!!

Fantasy High was my introduction to D&D.

I don't have Twitch but I might just get it for this!!

IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL TIME!

Brian W Foster is a goddamn inspiration and good person who has shown time and again that he cares deeply and emphatically about others. It is a delight to watch him work his magic on Talks and BtS and be a total goof on Game Ranch. This man loves the community. He deserves some critter love in return.

this is one of my favourite songs in steven universe, probably im my top 5.

Happily watching her drift away...