This Is Pure Genius

This is pure genius

Another humble offering from me in the form of this animatic meme \(★ω★)/

Look, I know elves are intellectually superior to humans but what if they're bad at human maths? (・`ω´・)

Also I remembered this post from Quil who has the same idea that elves are useless at maths ヽ(>∀<☆)

Tag list aka the lovely people that I annoy frequently (let me know if you want to be added or removed or if there’s content or ships that you’re uncomfortable with or dislike 💕): @tribblemakingalicorn @rainbowtay-11 @theofficialkai517 @confuzzilinh @keeper-of-the-lost-queers @callas-starkflower-stew @ultralazycreatorfan @make-kotlc-gayer @imaramennoodle @enbies-and-felonies @fabulous-fan-fables @lemontarto @magnateleto @ruewen-and-rising @keefes-hairgel @b-blurryyfacee @moonlark-mysteries @sofia-not-sophie @duchessmb @hyperlollypop @beautifuldaysahead @eating-mooncakes @a-lonely-tatertot @fire-sapphics @illavarasi @disasterlesbianmarella @in-a-fever-dream @sincerely-milli @fysticalmorest @alabestrine @loverofallthingssmart @scythepringles61 @greysonstollivers @i-love-all-books @cowboypossume @bluemallowmelt @queersofthelostcities @bulletproof-vampire @chicken-roll @letmefangirlinpeace @hopefullybiana @kamikothe1and0lny @wolfiedasimp

it is fitz friday please remember to:

eat ritz crackers

swing from a chandelier

walk up to random people and say “it’s me” until you unlock a hidden telepathic connection with one of them

make mint chocolate ripplefluffs

wear teal contacts

tell every nerd you meet “you’re an elf”

break up with your girlfriend

stop and squint at brown-eyed people and say “I didn’t realize your eyes were brown”

get impaled by a bug

tell people you’re cognates

give hugs for just long enough to make people Wonder

drown your brother

run your fingers through your hair

cc: @magnateleto @make-kotlc-gayer @my-swan-song @when-all-hope-feels-lost @catboyruy 

Me if I met Shannon Messenger

Shannon: hi-

Me: oh my gosh it’s you! I don’t know if I want to hug you or throw my book at you.

Me: *does both*

Ok I literally have no clue how to use tumblr.

LIKE WHEN DID I START FOLLOWING THIS PERSON I DIDNT.

Also I have no idea who follows me and if I have any followers If any.

Help

Need I say more

ace fitz

If you are not straight and in multiple fandoms, count how many straight ships you ship. Out of all your fandoms.

My total was 4. And I ship a LOT of ships. Plus, in all of them, I headcannon either one or both of them to be bisexual so….

Wow. I am very gay.