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Screaming Into The Void

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peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago

*in sports announcer voice*

Welllllllcome back folks to our second episode this lifetime of near death experiences! Today we have drowning!

We’ve missed you since the last time so I hope you enjoyed! I certainly did not.


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peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago
 Sylvia Plath

Sylvia Plath


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peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago

I’ve been deprived of google docs for 2 weeks and I almost died


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peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago

I’m baaaaaaack!

It shall soon be time for me to mysteriously disappear for about 2 weeks with no explanation and I hope you will all miss me.

peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago

From an incorrect quote generator

If Melody was a human tho

Phoebe: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Melody: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Phoebe, desperately, as Melody bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody: Oh! B positive. Phoebe: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Melody:

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Phoebe: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Melody: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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Phoebe: Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Melody, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Phoebe: Phoebe: fsh

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Phoebe: So what's for dinner? Melody, staring at the food she just burnt: Regret.

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Callie: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Phoebe: Mine just says "Phoebe no." Callie: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Trevor: Not elegant enough to be a vampire, not jock enough to be a werewolf... Phoebe: Goblin it is.

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Trevor: My head hurts. Phoebe: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

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Computer: Please enter a password. Phoebe: *types in Melody* Computer: Your password is too weak. Phoebe: How fucking DARE YOU-

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Phoebe: So what are your political beliefs? Podcast: Well, I think Pikachu would be a lot more powerful if he had a gun.

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Callie: You spent all our money on THIS?? Gary, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Phoebe: Why are you on fire? Melody: This is just how my day is going.

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Podcast: Change is inedible.

Phoebe: Don't you mean inevitable?

Podcast, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Phoebe: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--

[translation: I’M SORRY]

Callie: What's that?

Phoebe: Remorse code.

Callie: I'm even angrier now.

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Phoebe: I don’t do relationships.

Melody: *exists*

Phoebe: Shit.

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Trevor: Kissing can burn 26 calories in a minute, wanna work-out with me? ;)

Lucky: Are you saying that I'm fat?

Trevor: No that's not what I meant I-

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Phoebe: Podcast... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Podcast: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Phoebe:

Phoebe: I wrote sanitize, Podcast.

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Callie, tending to Trevor’s wounds: How would you rate your pain?

Trevor: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Peck: I'm going to ask you to be respectful. Phoebe: I will politely decline.

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Podcast: I’m having one of those things! A headache with pictures!! Phoebe: you mean an idea..? Podcast: MMMMHHMMM!!

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Phoebe: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Trevor: You need to stop.

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Phoebe: How did none of you hear what I just said? Callie: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Gary: I got distracted about halfway through. Trevor: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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If Melody was a human, again

Phoebe: HELP! I TOLD MELODY I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Trevor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Podcast: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time? Phoebe: The car takes a screenshot. Trevor: For the last time, get the fuck out.

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Gary, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Callie: You did WHAT– Phoebe: William Snakepeare

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Trevor: You look nice, I want to kiss you. Lucky: What? Trevor: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

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Gary: The best revenge, really, is being nice! Podcast: [in the distance] Or murder.

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Gary: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut... Callie: You would eat yourself? Gary: I wouldn’t even question it.

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Phoebe: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melody: It was me... Phoebe: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

peasmustardblossomseed
11 months ago
I GOT THIS COMMENT FROM @robin-buck1ey ON ONE OF MY POSTS AND I HAD TO SHARE IT TYSM UR MY HERO NOW

I GOT THIS COMMENT FROM @robin-buck1ey ON ONE OF MY POSTS AND I HAD TO SHARE IT😭😭 TYSM UR MY HERO NOW‼️🤗


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago
peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

It shall soon be time for me to mysteriously disappear for about 2 weeks with no explanation and I hope you will all miss me.


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Breathing is hard. I hate it.


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

dramatic irony enjoyers when they know something the characters dont

Dramatic Irony Enjoyers When They Know Something The Characters Dont
peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

being queer is great im like hell yeah this year i have one goal and thats to fag it up and then i actually talk to a girl i like and i want to combust

peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

I have a favorite mutual but it’s a secret 🤭


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

its an international holiday!!!

Its An International Holiday!!!

during pride month too

Its An International Holiday!!!
peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

happy pride to everyone who recognizes her

Happy Pride To Everyone Who Recognizes Her

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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Happy pride month to whatever the people in Stranger Things got going on

peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

kissing women isn't a hobby it's a profession. I'm unemployed

peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Just graduated therapy yesterday!!!

I’m still not mentally stable but that’s okay!!!


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Just rewatched Dead Poets Society :,)

I’m fine.


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

i find it funny that i have followers like are you aware im a loser

peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

I want a movie in Finding Nemo/Finding Dory format but it’s Where’s Waldo.


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

Hello humans and non humans

Realizing I never did an intro post so you get one now!

You can call me anything somehow pertaining to my name! (If you understand my username congratulations fellow nerd.)

My user used to be satanismybestie4427 so if you recognize that it’s me.

Fandoms and shit:

Stranger things

Literally any musical

Anything theater related!!!

Good Omens

Our Flag Means Death

What We do in the Shadows

cartoons (gravity falls, the owl house, etc.)

Horror movies!

Dead boy detectives

And probably some other stuff.

I write!

I have a writing account! @beannsooupp

My Ao3 is BeannSooupp as well!

I am writing an original horror novel (with lesbians) as well as a couple different byler fics.

I love asks!

My inbox is always open!

Feel free to say whatever you like as long as you’re nice :) (or be mean I don’t really care I’ll just delete it or feed you to the hoard.)

Have a great day!


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peasmustardblossomseed
1 year ago

What if byler kiss in the upside down and it’s “raining” ash and Heroes by David Bowie is playing and it’s the line “and we kissed as though nothing could fall,” what happens then.


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