Just Found Out My Opa Was Raised Catholic. The Generational Traumas You Can Unlock On A Random Friday

Just found out my Opa was raised Catholic. The generational traumas you can unlock on a random Friday afternoon.

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

just wait til we are an unstable professor and librarian duo

most unstable girl you know: i need to get a masters degree

Me *pauses Startrek in middle of sex scene*

I lied I don't care about the sexy aliens... I need to explain the entire lore of the Kobayashi Maru. *rants*

Actually, no let me explain the history of the Orions too.

the mechs wouldve loved slay the princess btw. they wouldve seen a tragic love story far beyond our comprehension and ask "is anyone gonna make a musical tragedy out of this" and not wait for an answer

uhhhh anyways pls ask me about my numerous different slay the princess mechs aus. i have lots. (aurora/nastya, tim/brian, marius/lyfrassir, brian/toy soldier, raph/ivy, ashes/tim, jonny/brian)

my ginger snaps inspired hair is growing out and I don't think the grey (now blond) bits can take another round of this.... end of an era