ourflagmeansworms - got worms?
ourflagmeansworms
got worms?

Tumblr thinks I'm a 96 year old man, for legal reasons this is true.

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ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
A sketchy, cartoonish comic. Chekov, Scotty, Uhura, and Sulu stand next to each other, each with different expressions of shock. Chekov is miffed, Scotty is bewildered, Uhura is curious, and Sulu is amused. All of them have thought bubbles connecting to an edited twitter screenshot that says: "THE REASON IVE ALWAYS FELT SO OUTCAST ON THE BRIDGE IS BC APPARENTLY THEYRE ALL IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP AND I DIDNT FUCKING KNOW" In the top right corner is a panel containing an even more cartoonish Spock, Bones, and Jim, standing flush next to each other. Spock stands in profile with a pixar mom ass, bones is sandwiched in the middle looking vaguely annoyed at the screen, and Jim stands with a spaced out look. The gay flag is overlayed on them. They're all in their outfits from The Voyage Home.

i need to know who found out first

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
ourflagmeansworms - got worms?
ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

Amok Time being Chekov's first episode will never not be funny to me. It's his first day on the job and the first officer is in heat

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

wait til he gets his ADHD diagnosis...

The Doctor: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why River made me get tested.

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

There's something in the whole "regenerations are affected by who the Time Lord last sees/first sees/is thinking about at the time" that has some undertapped characterisation potential.

Like, 9 becoming young and bubbly 10 for Rose, Simm choosing to be young to match with the Doctor (to do battle better, obviously. Definitely not anything else haha. Definitely.) 12 having a Scottish accent after 11 died thinking of Amy?? And then Missy taking the accent for herself??

The Doctor taking traits from their companions and the Master taking theirs from the Doctor being the pattern here. Like come on. So much can be read into that. It's just sitting there for free.

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
Melanie King S3 Alternative Ending

Melanie King s3 alternative ending

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

I know he’s kind of a polarizing character, but I have to say, Elias Bouchard truly is Iconic. When you hear the twist of “the boring middle manager was actually secretly an evil eldritch monster the whole time!” you sort of assume that the boring middle manager persona was just a facade, but no, he really does seem to just enjoy dull administrative work. He’s both exactly as boring as he seems on the surface and profoundly fucked up in ways you couldn’t imagine. He’s practically omniscient and playing 4-D chess with everyone, but he responds to even slight hiccups in his elaborate scheme with acts of extreme violence. He beats an old man to death with a metal pipe and when someone brings it up later he goes, “Yeah I may have overreacted there.” His employees are constantly trying to murder him. He broke out of prison just so he could give a dramatic monologue. He had a weird gay thing going on with seemingly every man he met in the past 200 years. He loves scheduling.

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

my biggest creative passion in life is ‘the project I’m not supposed to be working on right now’

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

the magnus protocol explores some of the most gruesome and bone-chilling horror concepts such as what if you received an email

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

The point of fiction is actually to put that guy in a situation™️, and he might try to tell you the point is to then get him out of the situation, WRONG, second situation

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

who up to form a homoerotic friendship that will take us at least two years to figure out that we're deeply in love with each other

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

a really key part of any healthy relationships is nonsexual biting. it’s really important to just bite each other sometimes. it will keep your relationship alive biting is the stuff love is made of

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”


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ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
data from star trek holding an orange cat (spot), in front of the warp core of the enterprise. the image has tiktok-style text on it that says 'showing my cat parts of the ship she has never seen' and 'warp core✨'

i think he would kill it on space tiktok

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

imagine the mall manager/diplomat being your messiah, only he's in denial about it

the religious storylines on ds9 are crazy if you really think about it. imagine being in the mall and seeing the gates of heaven open outside auntie anne's pretzels

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
Doctor Who Tumblr Text Posts 1/?

Doctor Who Tumblr text posts 1/?

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

Honestly the fact that gloves are not common Vulcan attire is the biggest proof that they're huge whores on the inside

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

don't want to write I want to think very hard about my fic until it emerges from my head fully formed like athena

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
ourflagmeansworms - got worms?
ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

Torchwood rules, it’s like “Hey kids, did you like the funny bisexual man from Doctor Who? How’d you like to see him have passionate gay sex with his secretary and also murder a child?”

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago
I Can't Prove It, But This Is Canon.

I can't prove it, but this is canon.

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

@bullet-proof-killjoy

ourflagmeansworms - got worms?
ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

Anyone wanna let me fake propose to them so restaurants will give us free dessert?

ourflagmeansworms
9 months ago

Kind of iconic that Spock went to his own fucking wedding in his normal starfleet uniform not even the formal dress uniform, like he literally didn't give a fuck about the wedding at all. Imagine just clocking off from your work at the science lab and rolling up to your own wedding looking like this.

Kind Of Iconic That Spock Went To His Own Fucking Wedding In His Normal Starfleet Uniform Not Even The

Hell he didn't even tell Bones and Jim (His groomsmen) to change uniforms so he just had his doctor, and boss rolling up to his wedding in essentially medical scrubs and military fatigues