Obi-wan Getting Choked But Its Really Me

Obi-wan getting choked but it’s really me

(S)creaming

(Credit to @ ashlvxa on TikTok)

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Jedi train to catch themselves while falling

In the crèche it’s onto mats and cushions

Initiates will jump off of anything they can get onto until a teacher stops them

Padawans have secret competitions and games where they jump off of things

When the clone wars starts, almost every single clone has a heart attack pretty early on when their general, commander, or both jumps off of a building mid battle, a ship at the start, or something else for the hell of it.

Which of course becomes a bet of “who’s general is the coolest?” And “who can stick the best landing”

jessica really said “god forbid women do anything” and doomed an entire people to war by installing her twink son as a false prophet by stealing her cult’s 10,000 year old breeding program propaganda

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They do though-

He takes slaying to another level. The younglings know

I cried.❤️

i felt the strangest emotion but it wasn’t hate for once

YOU CANT PUT HIM IN JAIL!

Your honour I know that he's problematic BUT HE LOVES HIS LITTLE SISTER SO MUCH 😭