Hahahahaha! Velvet With No Filter Is Hilarious!

Hahahahaha! Velvet with no filter is hilarious!

It's in a Book

Jaune quietly reading a book to himself, the subject of said book? Rabbits.

Jaune: If a rabbit feels safe around another it will flop onto it's side...

He then looks down to Velvet who's currently resting on her side with her head on his lap and a small smile on her face.

Jaune: So you feel safe around me?

Velvet opens her eyes and stares directly at Jaune with a serious expression.

Velvet: Just cause I'ma rabbit faunus don't mean all the facts bout them are true, but yes I do feel safe around you.

Jaune: Neat.

The two then return back to a comfortable silence, until a thought came to Velvet.

Velvet: Ya know, even if I wasn't a Faunus I think we'd still be shagging like rabbits given the size of both our families and that Johnson of yours.

Jaune chocked out a surprised cough while letting a furious blush on his face grow. Velvet being all too happy at the reaction as she got comfy once more.

Jaune: *Laying naked and sweaty in bed* So... um, can I go now? It team movie night.

Cinder: *Rocking her hips as she rides Jaune’s dick* For the last time Arc, you can- “Mmh yes!” go back to your p-paltry team once I’m... “Aaah! F-Fuck!” once I’m good and done with you! And not one second before. *Shudders in pleasure*

THAT TF2 REFERENCE! HAHAHAHAHA!

Switch au

team rwby somehow manages to switch bodies with jnpr and im not explaining how or why

Jaune = ruby

Nora = yang

Ren = blake

Weiss = pyrrha

Jaune being the biggest himbo of all time

Weiss: *Getting dicked down* AH! Jaune! *Gasp* It’s too big~!

Jaune: Oh my gods Weiss! I’m so sorry! *Pulls out immediately, leaving her gaping*

Weiss: *Yelps in surprise*

Jaune: *Pulls Weiss in for a warm, loving, hug* Are you ok!?

Weiss: *Pouting* Why d-did you stop?!

Jaune: W-Well, you said it was “too big”. I didn’t want to hurt you, Weiss.

Weiss: Y-You dummy. *Blushes and leans in, kissing Jaune’s cheek* “Too big” does not mean stop. “Too big” means that I want you to... f-fuck me h-harder!

Jaune: *Realization* Oh!

Weiss: N-Now come on handsome! *Gets on the bed on all fours* Break time’s over! You have a horny Schnee to satisfy~!

Jaune: Y-Yes dear!

AAGH! I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!

what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

Can we have some Jaune × Elm × Nora fluff?

No one would have expected this to happen, not even the three people involved. The disbelief did not change the fact that this did, indeed, happen.

Two hammer wielders, one swordsman. All joined in one big cuddly love pile. Elm was the foundation of it and loved it, happily smiling as her two favourite people rested on her.

Jaune laid on top of her, using her breasts as a headrest. His hand gently squeezed Nora's, who laid on top of him. All three of them were watching a movie.

All of them occasionally kissed whatever they could get from their partners in this position. Head, hand, shoulder, all was fair game in the hunt of giving affection.

Not one of them wanted to change this...decidedly odd and unlikely arrangement for the world.