GHEHEHEHE

GHEHEHEHE

Why are you doing this to me, noneatnone.

Why.

There's five of yours already, and knowing you there will be more coming.

I barely got any time today, m8!

mother's day asks...

Rwby and np reaction to seeing the arcbooty bare without clothing

Ruby: butt...O///O

Weiss: why does it look so good?

Blake: ...our children would be perfect- what?! Where did ...

Yang: that....is a very nice ass. Can I grab it?

Pyrrha: this is...all natural? No squats? My goodness...what heights of perfection could it reach?

Nora: damn. That's a very fine man booty

Jaune gets cloned so many times to make an army like in the Clone Wars, they all lined up and salutes to Ruby and told her "What are your orders Commander?" How will Ruby react to see an army of clones of her boyfriend?

Salvation.

"So many boyfriends....ehehehehe~"

"Rubes?"

"Ooh, right! I want cookies!"

"As you command."

"I want a comic book!"

"Your will be done."

"I want...headpats from five of you at the same time!"

"As you wish."

Rwby np reaction to s some random girl groping their boyfriends arcbooty

Ruby: no! My booty! Shoo!

Weiss: if you prefer your hand still attached to your arm, you best remove it now.

Blake, squinting: hands off.

Yang: that's my ass you're touching, bitch!

Pyrrha: off.

Nora: no touchie! Mine! Now leave before I break your kneecaps

Baby Mama AU

Now that Tifa won it is time to introduce her to rwbyverse, how will the crwby react to Jaune having a baby mama, what will Tifa response be to them, and what does their baby look like, because I have a feeling it’s a girl and she will be adorable.

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“Oh nice, they’re here!”

All of a sudden, Jaune seemed ecstatic and itching to be elsewhere. One moment he was in a study session of RWBYJNPR, the next he was out the door.

Curious, they all followed, a little taken aback by the sudden reaction. He just looked at his scroll.

“You think that’s his patents?” Yang wondered out loud.

“Oh dear,” Pyrrha gasped. “If they are, I’m not ready yet! I need to-”

“Relax, Pyrrha,” Nora assured her. “You look fine! Coco was checking you out just today!”

“Coco is checking her out every day,” Weiss threw in, voice laced with skepticism.

Sure enough, the seven followed the blonde leader to the bullhead docks. Though they didn’t see anyone like they could be his family, and if they were, then this just got awkward.

Jaune was, to the shock of everyone, kissing a brunette lovingly. Her long hair reached just past her butt and he form was clad in black leather. Sporty and free for agility, yet stylish.

Though this was perhaps not the time to appraise the mystery woman, but to ask important questions, like…

“What the fuck??”

That.

Separating, the two apparent lovers blinked at the group owlishly before turning back to each other and giggling.

“Guess we got carried away, huh?”

“Mm-hmm,” the pretty brunette with the red eyes hummed. “By the way, kids are with their grandma.”

“Oh boy,” he laughed. “Guess we’re not seeing them again so soon.”

“That’s fine by me,” she purred. “It’s been a while…”

“Uh.” The utterance of Nora snapped the pair out of it again, their attention back to the seven onlookers. “Who dis?”

“Oh, right!” Jaune slapped his forehead. “Sorry that I didn’t tell you, but I’m sure none of you would have believed me.”

“I’m still not sure if this isn’t a dream,” Weiss replied.

“So anyway.” He presented the brunette who proudly puffed out her impressive bust. “This is my wife, Tifa.”

“What!?” Weiss shrieked over them all. “But you flirted with me!!”

“Flirt?” He asked, cocking his head in confusion. Behind him, Tifa’s eyes opened wide before she shook her head chuckling. “I just thought that you looked lonely and wanted to be your friend.”

Weiss bluescreened, and the brunette stepped forward. “Alright everyone, I bet you have loads of questions, so why don’t we take this elsewhere?”

Noras arc: how exhausted is Jaune from Nora constantly draining him of his seed after she discovered syrup tastes great with it

It's actually quite relieving.

Jaune is suffering from a peculiar condition which makes him produce semen at a faster rate than any man. With Nora taking a liking to the taste, he gets the dull ache in his balls alleviated every day by a hungry girlfriend.

What more could he want?

Oh, right.