GHEHEHEHE

GHEHEHEHE

Why are you doing this to me, noneatnone.

Why.

There's five of yours already, and knowing you there will be more coming.

I barely got any time today, m8!

mother's day asks...

Tank the Tiger AU: What does Tank think of nice people around him? (Ex. Weiss - he likes her because she gives him belly rubs and treats)

Ruby: gives pets. Comfy legs. Nice.

Weiss: smooshes my face but scalratches good. Nice.

Blake: smells nice and can purr. Makes me miss mommy a little.

Yang: warm and comfy.

Pyrrha: gushes so much, but gives good treats.

Jaune: daddy is bestest.

Nora: loud. Scary. But gives pets.

Ren: very quiet. Gives no pets. Sad...

Glynda: smooshes and scritches and pets and treats!

Combat Teacher Eve: A few days went by since Jaune seen what was behind Eve's mask. Nothing really changed though Eve seemed less intense, less burdened. He however couldn't get her eyes out of his mind, especially her clear passionate unscarred blue eye. It seemed wrong to keep it covered. So he decided to talk to Blake for some info. Then he went to see Coco to commission his gift; an all purpose eye patch for Eve. How did Eve react to Jaune's gift?

Of all the things to get, Eve did not expect this.

A black eyepatch rested in her palm, emblazoned with her red emblem. It was a gift from Jaune, who told her that she had beautiful eyes.

Brand notwithstanding.

The combat instructor had to chuckle as she thought back to his earnestness. Crafted by a second year girl who ogled her bust when she thought the cow wasn't looking, this piece of cloth seemed...so mundane.

The meaning of it, however, was everything. Were Eve to don the eyepatch, she would move even further away from being the Red Beast, from her trauma and hatred.

Though Glynda would probably chide her for entertaining amorous thoughts about a student.

Yeah, right...

Though Jaune awaited her answer, her decision whether or not she would wear it.

...

Dammit, she looked good with it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAHAHA

Jaune: It says "password too short"

Ren: What did you put as the password?

Jaune: "Nora"

Noras arc: how exhausted is Jaune from Nora constantly draining him of his seed after she discovered syrup tastes great with it

It's actually quite relieving.

Jaune is suffering from a peculiar condition which makes him produce semen at a faster rate than any man. With Nora taking a liking to the taste, he gets the dull ache in his balls alleviated every day by a hungry girlfriend.

What more could he want?

Oh, right.

Baby Mama AU

Now that Tifa won it is time to introduce her to rwbyverse, how will the crwby react to Jaune having a baby mama, what will Tifa response be to them, and what does their baby look like, because I have a feeling it’s a girl and she will be adorable.

——–

“Oh nice, they’re here!”

All of a sudden, Jaune seemed ecstatic and itching to be elsewhere. One moment he was in a study session of RWBYJNPR, the next he was out the door.

Curious, they all followed, a little taken aback by the sudden reaction. He just looked at his scroll.

“You think that’s his patents?” Yang wondered out loud.

“Oh dear,” Pyrrha gasped. “If they are, I’m not ready yet! I need to-”

“Relax, Pyrrha,” Nora assured her. “You look fine! Coco was checking you out just today!”

“Coco is checking her out every day,” Weiss threw in, voice laced with skepticism.

Sure enough, the seven followed the blonde leader to the bullhead docks. Though they didn’t see anyone like they could be his family, and if they were, then this just got awkward.

Jaune was, to the shock of everyone, kissing a brunette lovingly. Her long hair reached just past her butt and he form was clad in black leather. Sporty and free for agility, yet stylish.

Though this was perhaps not the time to appraise the mystery woman, but to ask important questions, like…

“What the fuck??”

That.

Separating, the two apparent lovers blinked at the group owlishly before turning back to each other and giggling.

“Guess we got carried away, huh?”

“Mm-hmm,” the pretty brunette with the red eyes hummed. “By the way, kids are with their grandma.”

“Oh boy,” he laughed. “Guess we’re not seeing them again so soon.”

“That’s fine by me,” she purred. “It’s been a while…”

“Uh.” The utterance of Nora snapped the pair out of it again, their attention back to the seven onlookers. “Who dis?”

“Oh, right!” Jaune slapped his forehead. “Sorry that I didn’t tell you, but I’m sure none of you would have believed me.”

“I’m still not sure if this isn’t a dream,” Weiss replied.

“So anyway.” He presented the brunette who proudly puffed out her impressive bust. “This is my wife, Tifa.”

“What!?” Weiss shrieked over them all. “But you flirted with me!!”

“Flirt?” He asked, cocking his head in confusion. Behind him, Tifa’s eyes opened wide before she shook her head chuckling. “I just thought that you looked lonely and wanted to be your friend.”

Weiss bluescreened, and the brunette stepped forward. “Alright everyone, I bet you have loads of questions, so why don’t we take this elsewhere?”