Jaune: Screaming And Running Awaylike A Bitch AHHHHHH! NOOOOO!

Jaune: screaming and running away like a bitch AHHHHHH! NOOOOO!

Blake: mouth foaming with deranged look in her eyes COME BACK! I JUST WANT YOUR CHILDREN!

Jaune: I WANT MY FIRST TIME AFTER MARRIAGE!

Blake: GOOD, WE CAN START!

Jaune: terrified noodle noises

Blake: horny cat moaning

Blake finds out Jaune wrote Ninjas of love

blake: YOU WROTE MY FAVORITE BOOK?

jaune: i did?

I remember. I didn’t like him

Anyone remember diary of a wimpy kid? We're we suppose to like the main character?

Glynda and/or Winter (I dub thee “Disciplinary Knight”) (I deleted my previous post cuz of flag)

Name a ship where jaune would call the other "mommy"

D’aaaaaaww!

What all Arc babies can do

Jaune: *holding adiran* hey saph?

Saphron: yeah?

Jaune: does he do, the thing?

Saphron: what thing? Oh that thing… I don’t know I havnt thought about it

Nora: what are you two talking about?

Jaune: a thing all arc babies have done, and I wonder if Adrian does it as well

Terra: saaaaph

Saphron: it’ll be fine. *turns to jaune* do it

Jaune: *quickly squeezes Adrian’s belly*

Adrian: (squeaky toy noise) *giggles happily*

Jaune: HE DOES THE THING!!

Saphron: HE DOES THE THING!!

Ren: how!?!

Saphron: no one knows. I used to do it, as all my siblings at one point, and dad claims to have done it as well

Terra: your side of the family is crazy

Jaune and saphron: just a tad

(Hehehe~ Don’t mind me~)

Cinder sat on her beach chair and stared at the big buff blonde with an unreadable expression.

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it...’

She saw Jaune wipe his wet body with a towel. The fabric teasingly glided across his broad, chiseled chest. 

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it...’

She then saw Jaune approach her. She internally panicked.

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it...’

She was disappointed glad that he just went to the duffle bag containing some of the teams necessities beside her.

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it...’

Jaune: Hey, Cin! reaches for a water bottle and starts chugging making small droplets of water to flow down his chin and onto his torso

Cinder: ‘I definitely don’t need it...’

Her lips were dry, her breathing turned erratic, and she started sweating profusely, making sweat flow down on her beautiful body.

Jaune: stops drinking and puts the bottle back into the bag Enjoying the beach?

Cinder nods silently.

Jaune: Great! See you later! goes to where Yang and Pyrrha are

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it....’

She has a great view of his toned ass being squeezed by his wet trunks.

Cinder: ‘I don’t need it...’

What finally got to her was Yang and a couple of whor-SHE MEANS GIRLS-throwing themselves at the clueless dork.

Cinder was silent for five seconds before letting out a cry.

Cinder: I NEEEEEED IT!!!!

Faster than a certain red reaper, she dashed for the hunky blonde and snatched him away. She wasn’t done, she rushed towards a nearby motel, grabbed a room and keys and started to ride the blonde for all he’s worth, much to her teammates dismay and jealously.

A few rounds of riding later...

Cinder took several deep breathes as she laid on the bed facing the ceiling. A blanket was covering her modesty as she processed what she just did. Their swimsuits on the floor.

Cinder: ‘Stupid, handsome, moron!’

Beside her was Jaune, he was covered in lipstick marks and hickeys on his neck. Although he has a concerned look on his face.

Jaune: So...uh...did you enjoy it?

Cinder: Of course I did you adonis! mega blush

Jaune: ...That’s good...

Cinder was having several thoughts right now.

Cinder: ‘Should I invite the others next time? Or maybe my dear mother?’ smacks herself ‘Gah! What am I thinking?!’

(@naughtyweiss what do you think~?)

What’s ANCY’s reaction to Jaune coming out of the water Jason Mamoa style at the beach？😏

Jaune: *Comes out of the water dripping wet* 💦

Pyrrha: *Taking all the pictures* 😍

Cinder: *Pretending not to stare, but is totally staring* Hmph! Whatever. I’ve seen better. 😤

Yang: *Is ALSO dripping wet* 💦 Mama likes~ 🤤

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) @dragonotaku-justineverything

Arcwitch: Number

(I AM BACK BABY! Then I’m going to go back to college again, yay! (End me))

Beacon was burning. The once prestigious academy turned into ruin. Pyrrha and Jaune were at the courtyard, they managed to get out collapsing building, now they were trying to get back to their friends.

Jaune: Okay, I think I have Glynda’s number. pulls out scroll

Pyrrha: Wait, why do you have Ms. Goodwitch’s number? ‘And he just call her by her first name?’

Jaune: …Uhhh… (⚆ _ ⚆)

Flashback…

Jaune knocked on the door of Glynda Goodwitch’s office. From inside a distant “Come in” was heard and Jaune went inside.

Jaune: You wanted to see me, Ms. Goodwitch?

Glynda Goodwitch was sitting on her chair and gestured the boy to take a seat.

Glynda: Yes, Mr. Arc. This is about your transcripts.

Jaune: eyes widen Ms. Goodwitch I can explain!

Glynda: waves him off That’s not necessary, Mr. Arc. I’m afraid you will be expelled.

Jaune: immediately went to his hands knees Please! I’ll do anything.

Jaune completely missed the look on the evil look deputy’s face.

Glynda: evil grin “Anything?”

1 minute later…

Jaune was tied to Glynda’s bed, naked. The boy moaned in the ball gag in his mouth. Glynda was riding his large member, naked with a look of bliss present on her beautiful features and her hands on his developing pecs. Her massive tits bounced up and down, hypnotizing Jaune. On his neck was a collar with the words “Good Boy” written boldly.

Glynda: AHHH~ from now-YES RIGHT THERE~! Mr. Arc-OHHH YES~! You will be my new tOY OH YOUR SO DEEP~! And you are forbidden to masturbate~! Whenever you feel the need to- AHHHH~! Relieve yourself, you “come” to me now~ Is that clear~?

Jaune: Mmhmm! nods frantically.

Glynda: Good boy~ removes his ball gag

Glynda: And good boys get treats~ she pulls him closer and feeds him her nipple.

Jaune: starts eagerly sucking.

Glynda: caresses the back of his head Such a good boy~ leans to his ear and growls now CUM! slams her hips down finally

Jaune, like a good boy he is, did what he was told and erupted inside his teacher’s unprotected womb! Both of them cried out in bliss. Glynda kept on calling him a good boy.

SPUURT~! SPUUT~! SPUURT~!

Loud lewd noises could be heard from their connection. Glynda removed Jaune from her breast and started to hungrily make out with each other. Jaune finally stopped cumming after a three minutes, but they didn’t separate. Glynda undid his binds with her semblance and rested his head in her bust, to which the boy started worshiping. Then they drifted off into sleep.

(MY FIRST SMUT! Featuring one of my favorite crack ships, Arcwitch! Let me know how it is!)