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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what
Oh my god. There was a fanfic in AO3 where this exactly happens, and it's so beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, amazing, one of a kind, jaw dropping, amazing-
Not to give any spoilers or anything, but Bernard basically becomes possessed by Dionysus, and Tim and the Batfam and Superboy try to bring Bernard back, and it's amazingly written with flashbacks that integrate beautifully into the story for context, plot, and to increase suspense!! There's obviously way more, but I won't say for spoilers.
I left kudos and everything, but I forgot the name (like a fake-fan)!!! I'm actually on my way to trying to find and cry to it again. I'll drop the name and author when I do.
What if Tim didn’t arrive on time to save Bernard tho? 🫣
I just think a Dionysus possessed Bernard would be so interesting plot wise.
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I'm keeping this in my back pocket to freak out over later /lh
too many people saying “tim should break up with bernard and date kon.” ALSO too many people saying “tim and bernard and kon should all date each other.” not nearly enough people saying that tim and bernard should continue to date and bernard and kon should like, actually get along. like they all go to the arcade together. they take road-trips and have movie nights and text each other stupid pictures to make each other laugh. and bernard gets to be the damsel in distress and get rescued by robin all the time, and then eventually of course tim reveals his identity to him and bernard is like, so psyched because he’s dating robin, and he’s friends with superboy. and bernard keeps getting himself into shit and robin keeps rescuing him, and bernard totally plays up the damsel in distress act and then gets to go back to titans tower and watch movies and eat pizza and fight with superboy over the last slice and fall asleep on robin’s chest before the credits roll and it’s great. and then one day bernard ends up in peril and robin can’t make it, so it’s superboy who shows up. it’s superboy who reaches out a hand to pull bernard back from the ledge and bernard takes his hand and knows he’s safe now but then there’s like, a moment. and bernard would probably miss it if he hadn’t spent so much time around kon by now, but for a split second there’s something completely blank on superboy’s face, and his grip on bernard loosens just a little, and in that moment bernard realizes that he’s thinking about dropping him. he’s thinking about how easy it would be to just. let go. bernard’s only human. he’s fragile in a way that none of the rest of them are and he’s really, really easy to kill. and then it would just be tim and kon. tim and kon making the high score on the ddr machine at the arcade. tim and kon watching movies and eating pizza back at the tower. nobody in their way. no bernard in his way. and like obviously kon doesn’t let go. he rescues bernard and tim comes just in time to pull bernard into like the biggest bone crushing hug and to sob into his shoulder and whisper i thought i lost you, and it’s only bernard that will look at kon then, and see all the pain and longing and rage that everyone else somehow never noticed. and they’ll go back to the tower and put some cheesy 80s movie on the tv, and tim will fuss over bernard all night long, and every time he plays with bernard’s hair or kisses his cheek, bernard will look at kon and see that same stony expression. that same look of resignation that he can never have the thing he wants the most, and bernard will wonder if kon saved him because he actually likes him, and it was the right thing to do, or if he weighed the options and realized that if he had let go tim never would have forgiven him. that for all his godlike powers, tim would still never choose him.
yeah not enough people saying that.
They're nice to look at
TIM DRAKE: ROBIN #2-4 & #6 HOMAGE COVERS BY DAN MORA
My new playlist guys!!!
Couldn’t find a playlist that truly encapsulates this weird little guy, so here ya go
Not only does Bernard know, but he purposely tells Tim of his Batman theories that are this close from the truth, or all completely true, but the end result is completely far off, just to see how Tim reacts each time.
can we all collectively agree we really don't want to see Bernard fall into the trope of "I'm going to get angry at my partner for not telling me their identity"?
not only does that seem wildly out of character but I might actually break into the writer's home and bite their dog.
I love the energy in this room. Once I grow enough brain cells, I will reread this and finally understand what's going on.
is it time for frank cho and milo manara to die or what
I dead@ss thought it said "Can you pee on this apple for me? Chef always does it."
The amount of confusion and fear I felt was so unnecessary™
I'm going to hell lmao
thank u @chefscook for providing the beautiful sad chrimages (chris images)
Heck yeah!!!!!
batman wayne family adventures live action adaptation my beloved <3
The fourth slide had me cackling lmao!!
more jceu batman content, but this time its about bruce just fucking w people bc he thinks its funny
Not me taking notes 👀👀✍️✍️
Mjgddjgk ok question time: I (kinda???) plan to make a world tour rewrite of my own (I totally wasn't inspired by Slippery Slopes 👀) and I wanted to ask for advice. Specifically with how to to write dialogue, and how to determine what would and wouldn't be in character
something that helps me with dialogue a lot is just listening to conversations around me. ive been writing down tidbits i overhear that i like (theyre funny, random, or i just think they flow well) for a while and that definitely has gotten my dialogue to sound more natural. as for sounding in character, i know some people can formulate sentences in their heads in the sound of other people's voices. i can do that, so i do that when im writing, and if i hear it and it sounds weird for that character to say, ill probably change it. if you can do that i would really recommend it. i would also recommend rewatching episodes that certain characters are prominent in to refresh yourself on how they behave. best of luck to you in your writing!
........oh mY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT!!
okay I just finished reading Chapter Six of @bamsara’s Solar Lunacy and I realized something that, if Bam does in fact address later, will absolutely break my heart once I read it
Quick spoilers for Chapter Six below
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The entire first half of the story is set before the events of the Security Breach game go down and Chapter Six has now established that Moon had most likely been suffering gradual damage starting at least two years prior (from what they could tell from the available security footage). This means that all triggered responses and agitated behavior stem from this one thing: this “glitch” as the protagonist calls it.
We know that both Sun and Moon were gravely affected by it (both psychologically and on a real world basis: Sun’s anxiety and pressure on keeping both close relationships as well as the company’s bad rep on the downlow, and Moon lost both his position as Naptime Attendant and lives with the guilt(???) of murdering/injuring human beings). We know they both wanted to keep the protagonist in the dark about it because they’re their “favorite friend.” They care about them.
Which means once the Night of the Game comes around, not only will Sun and Moon be subjected to being controlled and manipulated into becoming hostile monsters AGAIN, they’ll be forced to relive their trauma through seeking to hurt Gregory AND the Protagonist.
This time, the one person they care about the most will bear witness to their absolute worst, being hunted down with the intent to kill, and neither Sun nor Moon will have the power to stop it.
Watching this was an ✨experience✨, and I highly recommend it to of y'all
I like taking quizzes :))
With the resurgence of Percy Jackson, I’m thinking of making a uquiz about which realistic godly parent you’d get (meaning no option to be fathered by Zeus, Poseiden, or Hades, and an rare option to not be a demigod at all) because I think we all need that.
I love this!!!!!!!! The detail, the frills, the colors!!!!!
dead!?!
‘After the new seasons drop’ we will be in retirement homes when they do at this rate
youre so right tho. this is gonna be us.
"Fit her like a glove" nah man. The dress couldn't even go past her @$$. That's why she had her jacket so low. Not only did she made herself a fool by wearing something that didn't fit the theme of the gala, she couldn't even fit the dress at the end of the day smh
The way kim k was allowed to wear Marilyn Monroe’s dress to the met gala is so infuriating both from a fashion conservation standpoint and a historical standpoint. Marilyn Monroe came from absolutely nothing and was super smart and was an advocate for minority rights and was on the fucking government’s communist watchlist and kim k thinks she has the right to wear her dress? And not only that but rich people shouldn’t just be allowed to wear historical garments whenever they want. It damages a garment that should be preserved by experts in a museum instead. Fuck off get hit by a car dumb bitch
Preach it!
Honestly these arguments about "anti's" and "ship and let ship" are so bullshit when held up to the light. Oh, you like the idea of this child and this adult in a relationship together? Cool! Now tell your boss about it. Tell your mom. Tell your neighbor who has kids. Tell anyone outside of this anonymous environment.
Because you fucking won't. You know it's wrong and fucked up to want a child to have a relationship with an adult. YOU KNOW that any sane real world person would think you're a disgusting piece of shit if you told them. So you stay in your little online community :) where you can bully others online with no consequences. Because no one would want to be around you if you told them this shit in real life.
This mom is so chill about this lmao I never tried hummus before, but it sounds great!!
You freaks
This is now my favorite line, and I'll be using it!!
Everyone!! Stop what you're doing and check this amazing person's works!! You won't regret it!!!!
master post of my fics as of 4/13/22
Advantages - 591 words, complete - jasammy as young adults, proposal fluff
All Is Fair - 1.8k words, complete - alenoah trying to set up gwourtney, high school au, alejandro + courtney and noah + gwen friendship
Ascent To Wondrous Heights - 1.4k words, complete - evzy on a ferris wheel, team escope + owen friendship
Balancing Act - 1.4k words, complete - behind the scenes s5 gwourtney, confessions, could be compliant with sundae muddy sundae but also a “fuck you” to that episode
Behind The Scenes In New York City - 2.6k words, complete - just the cast hanging out after the new york challenge, there’s alenoah and gwourtney but it focuses on friendship
Coastal Confessions - 8.7k words, complete - set right after the tdwt finale minus the volcanic eruption where heather discovers secrets others have been hiding that bring the cast closer together, alenoah and platonic lesheather
Coffee - 1k words, complete - high school au with sneaky pre-relationship alenoah
Eventually - 578 words, complete - alenoah hurt/comfort, eva is mentioned, talking about recovery
Fashionable - 1k words, complete - jomaria fluff & dialogue, they go shopping, brick is mentioned
Fiendish Fiancé - 805 words, complete - established relationship alenoah fluff with baker noah
For The Lesbians - 644 words, complete - rewrite of a tdpi moment in which dave respects lesbians and kisses shawn
Hook Me Gently With A Chainsaw - 4.5k words, complete - a rewrite of the tdi horror episode with a few different characters, gwourtney, evzy, and harold-tyler friendship
Hopeless - 1.2k words, complete - alejandro has a crush and courtney takes things into her own hands, alenoah and platonic alejandro-heather-courtney
Last Night Courtney - 10.1k words, complete - total drama psych au with lots of shenanigans while solving a murder, alenoah, gwourtney, and platonic alecourtney, plus team escope
Letters & Prison - 1.5k words, complete - set five years after tdas where courtney sends duncan a letter about her life, gwourtney is mentioned but the focus is on duncan and courtney
Naturally Nice - 1k words, complete - alenoah fluff where noah finds out about alejandro’s spanish accent
No Worries - 487 words, complete - alejandro gets himself into something and noah isn’t happy about it, mostly alenoah fluff
Not The One - 410 words, complete - gwen and duncan talk instead of kissing in the confessional, the love triangle but its all one-sided, dialogue heavy
Not The Worst Movie Night - 3.6k words, complete - post-canon total drama reunion with pre-relationship alenoah and platonic nowen & nemma
Odd Occasions - 630 words, complete - set during tdwt in which alejandro finds out noah is a sleep cuddler, alenoah fluff
Operation Nemma - 11.2k words, 19/28 chapters - texting fic set during the ridonculous race, alenoah with platonic nowen & nemma, mostly silly fluff
Parting Gift - 1.5k words, complete - set right before noah’s tdwt elimination, alejandro confronts him and they air their feelings, alenoah
Pepper Spray - 590 words, complete - some team escope + owen high school shenanigans with established relationship alenoah
Reinventing The Wheel - 874 words, complete - a silly conversation between team escope + owen
Starlight Dreams - 3.7k words, complete - ellammy cinderella au ft. jasmine & amy, mostly fairytale fluff, love at first sight
Tentative - 664 words, complete - set during in which duncan and gwen reunite somewhat differently, platonic gwuncan
Tolerable - 2.5k words, complete - total drama dirtbags au with noah working as chris’ assistant and alejandro (a contestant) wanting a friend, pre-relationship alenoah
Undeniable Truths - 2.6k words, complete - post-td college au, bridgney friends to lovers with background nemma, courtney pov ab dealing with relationships and moving past total drama
Viability - 1.2k words, complete - set during tdwt in which alejandro makes a mistake and flirts with noah
Why Are You Asking Me? - 3.5k words, complete - college au where noah reluctantly helps nine couples get together: alenoah, justowen, evzy, trody, jomaria, gwourtney, djuncan, kadie, jasammy/jashawn, and lesheather
and what im probably most know for:
Slippery Slopes - 84.1k words, 11/14 chapters - a rewrite of tdwt in which heather gets eliminated instead of noah, who becomes alejandro’s new rival, alenoah and platonic nowen, noerra, and alecourtney
Hawaiian Style - 16.8k words, complete - the hawaiian style episode of slippery slopes, to be read after chapter 11 of slip slop