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Im here today because of you

Im here today because of you"

God Im in love with this song. The entire Atrioc Chat United in Love and Thanks (ACULT) is so talented, but the vibes of this song are immaculate.

"All these thoughts racing through my head

I cant hear what youve bee saying

Too scared to see the path ahead

But you're still pushing me gently

I said I didnt belong, you said that wasnt true

Im here today because of you

Im here today because of you"

Honestly makes me happy whenever I listen to it.

Screw pro trans women, Pro trans men as well.

incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍

incase it wasn’t clear - i am and my blog is anti-terf 👍

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Just out of curiosity

Forbes

Temporary ‘Mini-Moon’ Will Begin To Orbit Earth Next Week: What To Know

The mini-moon is a tiny asteroid that was discovered in August by a team of NASA-funded scientists.

i haven't seen any posts about this yet so i hope everyone knows we will be getting a mini moon in just 5 days :)

Ahhhhh, my favourite pokemon!!! And they're cuteeeeee!

Witchy Mimikyu

Just saw an ad for fucking Kellog's cornflakes wherein a shirtless blindfolded man tied to a bed is like "Wait.. are you... eating??" and it pans across the bed to reveal that his partner is, indeed, too distracted to have sex with him bc she is chowing down on corn flakes. Now I've been caught up in wondering whether:

a) John Harvey Kellog would despise this ad; the mere proximity of bondage-play to his brand name and beloved anti-porn flakes is unforgivable

b) John Harvey Kellog would enjoy this ad, because it shows a young woman forsaking the temptations of the flesh in favour of eating a wholesome and nourishing bowl of cornflakes

I fucking love using headphones while listening to music on public transit

“i hope you find god” erm it’s not my fault he got lost??? i’m not his babysitter… :/