Are We Ignoring The Fact That Agent 4 Wears A FUCKING NEON YELLOW JACKET.

Are we ignoring the fact that agent 4 wears a FUCKING NEON YELLOW JACKET.

why does agent 3 wear a safety vest, like out of every piece of clothing that exists on this earth you would choose one of the only ones that is specifically designed so that you GLOW and are EASY TO SEE at every given opportunity. captain cuttlefish is a himbo

OMFG I'M DIEING

Wait Peach and Daisy are cousins!?

I'm not entirely sure anybody has fully taken into account just how absolutely insane the concept of Mario Kart is, especially with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. I mean, just look at this madness.

We have American-Italian fraternal twin plumbers with pyrokinesis, their girlfriends who are not only cousins but also literal royalty, the baby versions of themselves, a clone of the shorter twin brother in a raccoon costume, a clone of his girlfriend in a cat costume, a metal clone and rose gold clone of the first twin and his girlfriend respectively, a 7 feet-2 inches tall space goddess and her baby self, dinosaur people, mushroom people, turtle people, the skeleton of one of those turtle people, a ghost king, a rather short, fat, and muscular man, a ridiculously tall and lanky man who's either the best friend or brother of the fat guy, a tie-wearing ape who's simultaneously hyper-intelligent and dumb as a box of rocks, some fire-breathing turtle dragon thing and his 8 motherless children, said turtle dragon thing's skeleton, humanoid squid kids from over 10,000 years after humanity goes extinct, two different versions of a hero of multiple timelines with multiple incarnations from another reality, two child mayors of extremely successful towns, their secretary who is a paper-pushing, talking Shih-Tzu, and extremely human-like creatures who are anything BUT human, all competing purely for fun in an extremely lethal and likely illegal racing competition with anti-gravity technology where you can drive a seatbelt-less GLA 300 SL Roadster on monster truck tires with a hang-glider sticking out of the back underwater, through a land made entirely of sweets and baked goods, through a volcano, through the clouds, and even IN SPACE...

...and nobody so much as bats an eye over how crazy this all is.

And in previous competitions, there have been a sentient game console accessory and a giant, sentient, carnivorous plant creature wearing pants competing in the races!

Why does it look like 3 banana penises topped with black olives in cased in a red pepper?

*aggressively reminds you that Ackee is a fruit that exists*

Sea-of-science is living up to his name

Can some one make me some jeadphones?

i’m getting ready to update my wardrobe! i just need a

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