So Wonderfully Gender. Such Charm When You Steal Ancient Artifacts. You Could Probably Steal Someone's

So wonderfully gender. Such charm when you steal ancient artifacts. You could probably steal someone's heart that way

*wink wink nudge nudge*

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

Moon. Wild. Detergent.

i honestly don't even care if ive already posted this. look at it again

I just realised that I don't use Tumblr as a dear diary. I use it as a live journal. Like for example, right now I'm kinda just.. waiting for the pc repair shop to open, while waiting just sitting at a cafe cause the sun sucks and I hate the sun. This is fun, I'm having *so* much fun and that's totally not sarcasm

Petition to change it from cutie patootie to "mootie patootie" for all my moots on this strange app