Omg So Yesterday I Put A Salt Line On The Pathway To Our Front Door Because I Was Fucking Around And

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

Domino's Pizza in trix form.

Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix;  tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

CALYPSO ? RHE GREEK COUNTERPART (i think ?) ???

Sagittarius A*

? i'm a pisces

I’m such a slut for casual intimacy. Like yesss rest your chin on my shoulder while we're in line at the grocery store, I live for that shit.

OKAY YOU KBOW WGAT. IVE USED TUMBLR AS A DEAR DIARY ALL THIS TIME, I MIGHT AS WELL MAKE A SIDEBLOG FOR MY DEAR DIARY SHENANIGANS

(i could bet my soul that I would not use that blog and continue doing this bullshit on main anyways so i probably wont..)

@walmart-the-official mention. Obligatory tag initiated.

TACTICAL WALMART INCOMING!!

save money, fuck bitches, Walmart