So I Made And Posted On Mobile So Please Excuse My Poor Grammar And Spelling Mistakes

So I made and posted on Mobile so please excuse my poor grammar and spelling mistakes

The Brothers and Dateables search history

Lucifer

How old is the oldest demonus

How many cups of coffee is too much coffee

How many days can a demon go without sleeping

Where to buy cursed rope

Mammon

How much is the Grimm to human realm currency

How many forms of currency are in the human realm

Loan shark protection agency

Free loan shark protection agency

How old do humans live

How to keep human alive for longer

How much sleep does a human need

Can humans die from a cough

How to tell if human is dying

How long do humans sleep

Can human die from being woken up

Debt forgiveness

Levi

When will the next volume of TSL be released

Ruri-Hana figure

Ruri-Hana concept art book

Ruri-Hana TSL crossover real?

Pet goldfish cosplay

How to convince human to cosplay

How to stop nosebleed

Newest episode of TSL

When will the next volume of “that time I was turned into a cat girl detective and now I have to solve crimes until I can find the person who cursed me only to find out they’re my childhood friend” be out

When will the next episode of “I’m a submissive demon in love with a nice and dominant human but can’t seem to get my feelings across to them” air

Satan

Cat cafe near by

Cat adoption center

Cat bookstores near me

Cat detective costume

Matching detective costumes with cats

Human realm book stores

Cursed book auction

First edition human world book auction

How to hide cat in library

Does decaffeinated coffee taste different from normal coffee

Where to buy decaf coffee

Curses that cause person to have uncontrollable sneezing

Asmo

Asmodeus

Asmodeus fan club

Asmodeus pictures

Asmodeus fan club forums

Asmodeus modeling

Asmodeus endorsed brands

#asmodeus

#asmodeus_fan

Asmodeus Devilgram fan page

Beel

Restaurants near me

Restaurants near me

All you can buffet near me

How to not get banned from all you can eat restaurants

How much food should a human eat

What foods can humans eat

Human realm restaurants

How to get unbanned from human realm restaurant

Restaurants near me

Belphie

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New keyboard

Keyboard pillow

Lavender scented pillow spray

Human realm Planetarium

Devildom planetarium

Where to buy matching Star necklaces and bracelets

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Diavolo

What foods are safe for humans

Do humans like warm weather

Do humans need sunlight

New beachfront properties

Little D snacks

How to make friends

What does Yeet mean

How to Yeet something

What is it based off of

What does based mean

Why do my friends keep telling me to cook

Barbatos

Rare human realm teas

Tea cake recipes

Human realm Cream puff vs Devildom cream puffs

Where to buy vintage tea sets

Rat traps

What is a rat king

Where to buy Flame throwers

Human safe cake recipes

Simeon

*he couldn’t figure out how to open the search engine*

Luke

Cake recipes

Cream puff recipes

How to not get poisoned by Solomon’s cooking

Where to buy angel cake molds

How to teach someone how to use computers

How to stop being called Chihuahua

How to grow taller fast 

The votes came in and I delivered hopefully, so here’s obey me brain rot pt. 3

Dumb? Dense? Both

(This may or may not have been based off an actual interaction I had back in high school) So again I’m working with mobile, sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes

Satan: The person I like doesn’t seem to notice I have feelings for them, I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints I could think of for like a year now.

MC: Wow. They sound stupid.

Satan: They’re not. They’re really smart, just very dense. I’m trying to figure out how to make it more clear.

MC: Maybe you need to be even more obvious? Like… point blank “Hey! I love you!”

Satan: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: see! Just say that!

Satan: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over their head then, sorry, but they're too dumb for you.

Satan: I want to kill you

MC: Woah! I just helped you with your love life and that's how you treat me?!?

Satan: You are my love life!

*a while after I posted this I also realized this would work for belphie and MC as well*

Just downloaded Nightbringer wish me luck I think I’ll need it…….

Obey me has me in a brain rot chokehold.