This Could Save Lives So I Thought Id Share!

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

batman and robin: year one

(Aka bruce is still learning how to say no to puppy dog eyes and choreographed dance numbers)

It's so cruel that if a black schizophrenic person wants any kind of help, they probably have to call 911, a centralized line for all emergency services. Even if they don't intend to call the police, there's a chance of them being sent in place of other emergency services. If you ask for them not to be called, you'll rarely be listened to. Then, the advice for dealing with police is to be in complete control of yourself, not be erratic in the slightest way because it gives ground for your death. So if you are someone who is not in control of yourself, who has a disorder that effects your ability to control your speech, body, mind, etc etc, you cannot call for help without risking death or institutionalization

This is wonderful

Most normal plastic man picture

I just had this vision of Tim and Bruce talking to each other via supers:

Tim bursting through the Titans living room: KON! Omg, Kon come quickly I need to talk to my dad.

Kon, utterly confused: Okay? Why are you telling me thi- Wha-

Tim: SHUT IT, Just listen, ok? He turned phone off and I’m grounded. CLARK!! I NEED TO TALK TO DAD!!

meanwhile in Gotham:

Clark, stopping middle making out: Tim needs to talk to you.

Bruce: What? Is he hurt?

Clark: I dont know! Kon, is he hurt?

Kon, three states away still confused: Are you hurt? your father wants to know.

Tim: No, but I need three gallons of Nitric Acid. For now.

Kon: Why in hell would you need that??? Aren’t you grounded??

Clark: He needs three gallons of Nitric Acid

Bruce: Why is that even a necessity?? He is grounded!

Clark: Kon asked the same question! Why is he grounded again?

Tim: Unimportant, I need those.

Kon: I don’t think thats anymore convincing. Are you trying to make a robot bat that spills acid again?

Tim: … No?

Kon: Is that a question?

Tim: How do you know about bat-bats?

Kon: Why do you call them that?

Clark: He isn’t answering, just said he needs it. Maybe something about bat-bats?

Bruce: Oh god, not those again. Well, inform him hes not having it unless a pretty convincing, spotless requirement for it is in my table, now keep your ears on this cave Mister Kent.

Clark: Yes sir.

Kon: Yep, youre not having it.

Tim: What? Why not?? What is he saying??? KON I NEED THOSE!

Kon: I don’t want to hear our fathers making out Tim…