Raise Your Hand If You Want Me To Make A Riordanverse Version OfIve Got A Dream?

Raise your hand if you want me to make a Riordanverse version of “I’ve Got a Dream”?

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ladizel headcanons

getting together:

•so they all go to bag and are really obviously crushing on each other

•sadie absolutely melts whenever she sees the other two

•lacy blushes and covers her face with her hands, hair or just hides

•hazel just constantly smiles and get super flustered

•the three end up getting paired up for some project so they meet up in a park one afternoon to discuss it

•so the three of them are all flustered until sadie just blurts out that she likes the two of them and they are her two biggest crushes

•the other two say that they feel the same

•lady is the one who suggests they all go out because of something she heard drew say about poly relationships

general headcanons:

•when the three of them walk around they’re either hand in hand, arm in arm or just super close to each other

•always hugging each other

•sadie and hazel cheering up lacy by kissing both of her cheeks at the same time

•hazel and lacy cheering up sadie by getting her her favourite bubblegum and some ribena so they can have a little feast

•sadie and lacy absolutely pampering hazel by doing her hair and all

•the three of them have matching pastel hair; they all start of with pink but only lacy keeps the pink as hazel later gets purple and sadie keeps changing it

•lacy and hazel help sadie get that rainbow undercut thing (i don’t know how else to describe it)

•they go to a local cafe where they get a milkshake and cupcake each (at minimum) once a week

•lacy drags them all out shopping and they have a great time every single time

•hazel loves to draw her girlfriends, lacy loves photograph her girlfriends and sadie loves getting mini presents for her girlfriends that are all sentimental and meaningful

•basically just super fluffy and adorable

Listen, Josh is fed the fuck up.

Riordan version “I’ve Got A Dream”

Percy: YOU’RE GONNA DIE, FIERRO!

Alex: HA! TOO LATE FOR THAT, BLUEBOY!

*As a horde of teens grabs Alex, Magnus quickly throws Jack at Percy, hitting Percy in the back of the head with the sword’s hilt.*

Magnus:  WHAT THE LIVING HELHEIM?! I JUST CAME HERE FOR A GOOD  TIME WITH THIS OTHER WEIRDO! I HAVEN’T SEEN MIDGARD IN YEARS AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?! A BUNCH OF DEMI-JERKS AND MAGICAL MURDERERS?! HAVEN’T ANY OF YOU EVER HAD A DREAM?!

*Percy turns to the blonde and menacingly pulls out Riptide*

Alex: *Laughing nervously * Oh ho ho, he gone.

Percy: *Inhales deeply*  I had a dream once...HIT THE MUSIC, GROVER!

I’m stuck with gods who hate me!

And Mr D berates me!

Seems as though my days aren’t getting any brighteeer!

But once my Dad is gone,

And nothing in Manhattan’s wrong

Then I can finally go and be a WRITEER!

Can’t you see my writing ‘bout my travels?

Watching the young children’s faces gleam?

Yes, I love being a hero!

But after Kronos, Luke, and Nero,

I wanna go and achieve my own dream!

Everyone: 

He’s got a dream!

He’s got a dream!

Alex: ...What in the f-?

Percy:

See, I’m way much more of a geek than I seeeem!

The pen’s stronger than the sword!

I’ll use a pen-name! Like Riord...an!

Like all these other guys

I’ve got a dream!

Carter: 

I am awkward, shy, and nerdy!

My looks aren’t truly purdy!

And demons always chase me cada díaaa!

But when I get the guts to try it

And when my sister’s finally quiet!

Sadie: NEVEEEER!!!

Carter:

Then I’ll finally go on date with Ziaaaa!

Can’t you see us two down at the mall?

Enjoying the lack of Horus and his screams?

Though my mind’s the most strategic,

I just want this girl from Egpyt!

‘Cause way down deep inside,

I’ve got a dream!

Sadie: *Cradling a nervous Alex*

He’s got a dream!

Carter:

I’ve got a dream!

Sadie: *Tossing Alex over her shoulders*

He’s got a dream!

Carter:

I’ve got a dream!

Sadie: *Singing to Magnus*

He really needs to boost his self-esteeeem!

Carter:

Though I’m not as godly as Bast,

I just hope this love will last!

Both Kanes:

Like every one of us,

We’ve got a dream!

Apollo/Lester:

Meg wants to kill “the Beast” and be a florist!

Thalia: *With the other hunters backing her up in harmony*

In the constellations, us hunters wish to joooin!

Chris:

Capture the Flag, Clarisse will win!

Walt:

Felix chilling with penguins!

Frank:

No more deaths!

Hazel:

No more kills!

Reyna:

No more monsters, no more thrills!

Jason, Piper, and Leo: *Dramatically posing above the emo*

And Nico can fi-na-lly get it on with Wiiiill!

Nico: *Pulls down his hood* Screw you guys.

Alex: Oh my Odin, just throw me off of the World Tree already.

Percy: *Snickers* And what about you, Cabbagehead?

Alex: Excuse me, Campboy?

Carter: What’s your dream?

Alex: HA! NO! NOPE! No no no! AIn’t doing this! Not singing. No way.

*Every camper, magician, and warrior point their weapon at Alex*

Alex: *Awkwardly dancing*

Okay, so I have dreams, but with less feels

I want to get ‘em, but let’s be real,

They’re not exactly realistic, ma’ams and misters!

Nico: You suck at rhyming.

Alex: SHUT THE FU...Lemme finish.

After I’m finished up with Chase,

I’m gonna punch my dad in the face!

And go and eat falafels with my sister!

Magnus:

I’ve got a dream!

Everyone:

He’s got a dream!

Magnus:

I’ve got a dream!

Everyone:

He’s got a dream!

Magnus:

I just want see my cousin and be freeee!

Never thought I would get this far!

I’m so glad that I ditched Asgard!

Like all you guys and gals,

I’ve got a dream!

Everyone:

She's got a dream! He's got a dream! They've got a dream! We've got a dream!

See we’re not grand or godly as we seem!

Percy: 

A big, weird team!

Carter:

Yeah, we’re annnoying

Sadie:

Lacking insight!

Percy:

But at least we’re better than “Twilight”!

Everyone:

‘Cause way down deep inside

We’ve got a dream!

Percy:

I’ve got a dream!

Carter:

I’ve got a dream!

Alex: *Sarcastically joining in*

I’ve got a dream

I’ve got a dream

I’ve got a dream

Magnus:

I’VE GOT A DREAM!

Everyone:

Yes, way down deep inside,

I'VE GOT A DREAM!

Alex:...This is gonna be a long trip, isn’t it?

Magnus: *Shrugs* Guess so!