When College Kids See Free Food

when college kids see free food

Thing I overheard while tubing in a river at a hotdog stand

Saleswomen: And what drink would you like, Pepsi or Sprite ?

Friend: Do you have any water ?

Saleswomen: Sorry water is an upgrade.

You: oh no no no, not the veestay

Me, an intellectual: chemical formula of hydroxide chemical formula of nitrate, not the veestay

I swEAR THis hapPENed

Me: *making guns sounds as I'm shooting zombies in a game that don't actually sound like gun sounds*

Me: Pew pew pew pEW PEW PEWPEWPEWPEW

Level: *Lots of Zombies to shoot*

Me: oHnO lots of pews here

Me:

Me: and it's not a church

Me: *loudly cackling*

THEATRE IS GREAT

Fellow actress: *goes on stage to preform a monologue*

Me: *leans over to my friend*

Me: Hey, is this the one with the dead 8 year old girl ?

Friend: yea

Me: great

Me: I love this one

Garrigoose

Zach Garrigus: Wow the stars sure are beautiful.

You: Yeah they are.

Zach Garrigus: You know who else is beautiful ? You: *blushing* Who ?

Zach Garrigus: ketchup