THEATRE IS GREAT

THEATRE IS GREAT

Fellow actress: *goes on stage to preform a monologue*

Me: *leans over to my friend*

Me: Hey, is this the one with the dead 8 year old girl ?

Friend: yea

Me: great

Me: I love this one

Things I've heard in my college level engineering course (The first 2 weeks)

> Sigh, I’ll go get the spaghetti *said by teacher* > I need a noodle socket > Why are you looking up cats with instruments and pandas > I like the number 8 *was said on an educational video* > *searching on google* How to write line > *searching on google* How to Excel > Don't delete my golf game or I'll delete you > Why are you clicking a cookie > NO WE NEED MORE CURSORS > I’m like low class russian > Is that kazoo kid > You can get away with murder in Yellowstone > How am I supposed to protect myself from a giant laser beam with a potato chip > His fruit is leaking ? Is that a metaphor ? > Hey pass me a yoke *talking about a york* > You can’t use dry spaghetti silly, you have to cook the spaghetti, then weave the spaghetti, then you put it on and it dries on you *about how to make a spaghetti shirt* > nO MORE MEmeS

So in the episode, The Show Stoppers, in the credits they have the list of names of the watchdogs who basically died. "Amy" "Sara" "Lauren" --> Those are Female names !!! Proof that there is female watchdogs on the skull ship ! (Am I the only one who noticed this and is questioning this ?)

Final Project of our College Engineering Course was to build a stable bridge out of Spaghetti

Me: Guys we should name our bridge

Group: yea sure

Me: what should we name it

Group:

Me:

Group:

Me:

Friend:

Friend: bRIDGETTE

iceland wtf

You: oh no no no, not the veestay

Me, an intellectual: chemical formula of hydroxide chemical formula of nitrate, not the veestay