Wally West: I Don't Have That Many Close Male Friendships, And Sports Are The Worst, So I Just Thought,

Wally West: I don't have that many close male friendships, and sports are the worst, so I just thought, you know, this could be something fun to share.

Dick Grayson: You're becoming an Superhero because you're lonely?

Wally: Who isn't sometimes, right?

Every time a heatwave hits Gotham and someone complains they think they’re gonna melt

Jason Todd: But did you die?!

Dick Grayson:” Ow, i broke my arm”

Jason Todd:

Tim Drake: Ah, my head hurts

Jason Todd:

Damian Wayne: I lost my shoe

Jason Todd:

Bruce Wayne: Hey, has anyone seen my – 

Jason Todd:

The Many Hugs Of Cassandra Cain

Batman and Robin Eternal 03 2015-12 >> Stephanie Brown comforting, protective

Batman and Robin Eternal 05 2016-01 >> Harper Row collapsing, spent, drained

Batman and Robin Eternal 13 2016-02 >> Sculptor innocent, desperate, contentment

Batman and Robin Eternal 13 2016-02 >> Batman Detective Comics 950 2017-04 >> Batman supportive, reassuring, protective

Batman and Robin Eternal 14 2016-03 >> Harper Row acceptance, caring, warmth

Detective Comics 943 2016-12 >> Harper Row happiness, joy

Detective Comics 945 2017-01 >> Stephanie Brown relief, support, concern

Detective Comics 952 2017-05 >> Batman pain, sorrow, empathy

Detective Comics 953 2017-05 >> Basil Karlo gratitude, thanks

Detective Comics 955 2017-06 >> Christine Montclair despair, kindness, love

the batfamily + the wall of shame

It’s a relatively unassuming wall toward the northwest corner of the bat cave, one that’s subtly shadowed by the giant penny but nevertheless a blank canvas. 

So it’s not that surprising that even in a family full of detectives, the single post-it note stuck onto the rough concrete went unnoticed until a week after its placement. 

It read: RED ROBIN SLIPPING ON ICE AND FALLING FIVE (5) SEPARATE TIMES DURING ONE FIGHT

Tim was slightly perturbed but not surprised; his lack of balance in his suit’s newly designed boots was particularly egregious that night. He retaliates the only way he knows how.

The second post-it is what grabs the attention of the rest of the bats. 

It reads: JASON STARTING THE KEURIG BUT FORGETTING TO PUT HIS MUG UNDER SO COFFEE FLOODED ONTO THE FLOOR

Was Jason the culprit who stuck the first note onto that wall? Unclear. But that didn’t matter. The deed was done.

Soon the wall was deluged with every color and shape of post-it note, detailing every mishap, small or large, committed by any member of the family. The following is an itemized collection of a selection of entries.

STEPHANIE TRYING TO BLEACH HER EYEBROWS AND ENDING UP WITH CHEMICAL BURNS ON HER FACE FOR TWO WEEKS

DUKE FALLING ASLEEP ON PATROL EVEN THOUGH IT WAS THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY

CASS LETTING STEPHANIE CUT HER HAIR

DICK FORGETTING THE MIRANDA RIGHTS BUT KNOWING EVERY LYRIC TO THE ENTIRE MAMA MIA SOUNDTRACK

BRUCE.

BARBARA FORGETTING SHE REGISTERED FOR A CLASS UNTIL THE DAY OF THE FINAL

DAMIAN FAILING A HISTORY TEST BECAUSE HE NEVER WENT TO CLASS AND ALSO FORGOT WHO GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS

feel free to add on more entires I forgot to mention

Batman Eternal #51

All the batkids have a bulletin to pin the Best Memes

Steph being the broke college student/secret-not-so-secret vigilante/online superstar she is always manages to find the complete goldmines 

Memes from the perspective of Gotham citizens: