After Sherlock Jumped, John Didnt Get A Shock Blanket, He Got A Shock Coat, Sherlocks Coat.

After Sherlock jumped, John didn’t get a shock blanket, he got a shock coat, Sherlock’s coat.

Someone: How bad is your social anxiety?

Me: One time I really wanted to do something but I didn’t want to ask my mom because it costs too much so I created a fake email and spammed her with fake advertising for it until she approached me about and asked if I’d be interested.

Maybe Sherlock Season 5 will even come out...

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

Ah, Mr Holmes. Sherlock, please.

Sherlock: Nice hot cup of coffee

John: it’s cold

Sherlock: nice cup of coffee

John: it’s disgusting

Sherlock: cup of coffee

John: I’m not even sure this is coffee

Sherlock: cup

John: it’s in a bowl

Sherlock: kiss me

John: what?

Martin Freeman: Phew, The Hobbit, I should be safe from Benedict here.

Benedict Cumberbatch: I AM FIRE! I AM DEATH!

Martine Freeman: WTF? Fine, okay. The MCU, I’m definitely safe here, how would they even cast-

Benedict Cumberbatch: Dormammu! I’ve come to bargain!

Martin Freeman: How?

Benedict Cumberbatch: Elementary, my dear Waston.