Jackie: Steven And I Were Walking Down The Street When This Guy Drove By And Honked At Me.

Jackie: Steven and I were walking down the street when this guy drove by and honked at me.

Eric, sighing: And what did Hyde do?

Jackie: He chased the guy to the next red light and then he reached in and-

Hyde, walking into the room: Who wants a steering wheel?!

this is amazing! probably the sweetest s6 fix it ever, i'm in love! 💖

A Selfish Thing To Do

Summary: Hyde is convinced Jackie won’t choose him after he cheated on her. He decides to move on, then Jackie chooses him. This time, he decides to make it up to her. (S6E1 fix it)

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Jackie: Okay, nobody make a big deal about it but I just broke up with Michael.

Fez: No...

Donna: Oh my Gosh, are you okay Jackie?

Jackie: Yeah, I'm fine. I just– I need to date somebody who has a clue, instead of an idiot who bangs his head every time he rides his bike out of his garage– every time!

Hyde: Hmm... I have a clue.

Kelso: Admit it, you like my girlfriend!

Hyde: Oh, come on! I mean, am I attracted to her?

Hyde: Sure.

Hyde: Do my days feel better when I'm around her?

Hyde: Yeah.

Hyde: Does she get me in ways no woman ever has?

Hyde: Undoubtedly.

Hyde: Do I fantasize about her?

Hyde: Yes, but only in a few positions.

Hyde: Look, am I the kind of guy who would try to steal someone else's girlfriend?

Hyde: Sure, of course.

Hyde: But do I like her?

Hyde: The answer's no. You have nothing to worry about.

Eric: Jackie got me a 'get better soon' card.

Donna: That's nice of her.

Eric: I wasn't sick, she just thought I could do better.

Hyde, passing the phone to Kelso: Jackie is on the phone.

Kelso: Man, I forgot all about Jackie... hey Hyde, if you had to decide between going on a date with a girl that you really care about and going to the Playboy Mansion, which would it be?

Hyde: The fact that you're even asking tells me that you really care about her.

Kelso: Well, I guess I do.

Hyde: But, tell me, does Jackie have a terminal disease?

Kelso: No, Hyde, of course not.

Hyde: Well, then... she'll still be here tomorrow.

Kelso, before darting out of the basement: Alright!

[...]

Hyde, on the phone with Jackie: So... I couldn't find Kelso, but I can take you...

Jackie: I'll see you later then, Steven. Thank you! [hungs up]

Hyde, smirking: I'd choose going on a date with the girl I care about, dumbass.