*watching Eternals At The Movies*

*watching Eternals at the movies*

Eric: Sometimes, I wish I was a giraffe too.

Donna: I love women.

Kelso: Of course he's the bad guy, villains are always the hottest.

Fez: YOU SONUVABITCH!

Hyde: Flying into the sun to avoid therapy? Yeah, I can relate.

Jackie: It's the way he said 'my beautiful, beautiful Makkari', it's giving me 'the best couple' vibes.

Laurie: Mom and dad got it right the first time.

Eric: Then why did they keep trying?

Donna: Hmm... this cake is amazing!

Hyde: Oh my god, get a room.

Donna: I would get a room with this cake, I think I can show this cake a good time.

Jackie: If you had to what would you give up, food or sex?

Donna: Sex.

Eric: Seriously, answer faster.

Donna: Oh, I'm sorry honey, when I said sex I wasn't thinking about sex with you.

Eric: ...It's like a giant hug.

Hyde, watching Jackie: She looks just like my first wife.

Eric: Uh... you were never married.

Hyde: That's 'cause she's gonna be my first wife.

Hyde, down on one knee: I like your name and all, but my last name sounds so much better with it.

Jackie: Seriously? That's how you're gonna propose?

Hyde: I'm on my knees, what else do you want?

*part 6 here*

*a week after she gave him another chance*

Hyde: You're so beautiful, Doll. I really wanna kiss you.

Jackie: Nice try, handsome. [walks out]

*a month later*

Hyde: I hurt myself... kiss it better?

Jackie, looks up from the magazine she's reading: You should see a doctor, it looks ugly. [turns her attention back to the article]

*Veteran's Day*

Hyde: Did you know it's the anniversary of our first date?

Jackie: Yeah, and you're not gonna feel anything for real this time.

*Christmas Eve*

Hyde: Oh, look! Mistletoe...

Jackie: Thank God I'm not under it.

Fez: I'm under the mistletoe...

Hyde: Yeah, that's not happening.

*New Year's Eve*

Hyde: So... midnight.

Jackie: Not gonna happen, give it up.

*Valentines Day*

Hyde, handing her a present: This is for you...

Jackie: Oh, so now you believe in Valentines Day? How convenient. [opens the present] Oh, it's so cute! Thank you...

Hyde: That's all?

Jackie, huffing: Alright! [kisses him on the cheek] Thanks, Puddin'.

Hyde: I'm going insane...

*another month*

Hyde: Come on, Jackie. This can't be easy for you too...

Jackie: It's quite easy, to be honest.

*later, that same day*

Jackie, on the phone with Donna: It's not easy, it's the hardest thing I've ever done. The worst torture possible. I don't think I can keep up much longer.

Donna: Well then, maybe it's time to... I don't know, let it go?

Jackie: No, it's not. This is the first time I'm actually holding grudge, you should encourage me to continue. Come on Donna, be a good friend!

Donna, sighing: Make him miserable.

Jackie: Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.