All Those Types Of Witch (sea, Celestial, Garden, Etc.) But I Have Rarely Seen Aesthetic Posts That Acknowledge

All those types of witch (sea, celestial, garden, etc.) but I have rarely seen aesthetic posts that acknowledge Regular Witch Aesthetic.

You have ten half-burned votives. You don’t need more. Why are you buying more. Stop it.

Crystals? Points? Clusters? What the fuck are those? You just found a really cool rock on the ground and took it home.

You don’t have a garden. Everything is bought in the “spices” section of the grocery store. Maybe you once had a cactus that didn’t die for a month. Maybe.

You have written about fifty spells in your grimoire. You have done three of them.

You have never owned a cauldron. You do, however, have a small ceramic bowl you made in art class in like fifth grade. It’s shitty. You love it.

So much incense.

Sigils are fun to design until they’re not.

You have a patron deity. You pray to them when you remember that you should.

You’ve saved about ten different recipes for offering stones. You’ve never done any of them.

Sometimes other witches talk about wands and chalices and athames. You have a plastic cup and a pair of scissors. Wands are unnecessary.

Do you drink tea? No, but you have seventeen tea-spells in your grimoire. Why the fuck do you have them.

Can’t smoke-cleanse. Terrified of fire alarm.

You went walking barefoot in the woods exactly once. A bug bit you between your toes. You don’t walk barefoot anymore.

Lakes and rivers and oceans are unsanitary. Pools are clean and have noodles. The choice is clear.

What stage is the moon in?????

Tarot are a mystery that you will never solve.

You enjoy doing magic anyway, because magic is more than being a certain type.

Happy Halloween/Samhain witches! 🎃🍁💫

Friendly Reminder:

If you have nothing planned for this Samhain or you are unable to do anything at all, you are still a valid witch. ♡ Don’t beat yourself up over it.

Reblog this if you DID NOT order gifts from Amazon this year.

I just want to do a little test. Please reblog this if you DID Not use Amazon to purchase gifts.

All these images are cursed

one of my obscure interests is horrifying american cuisine from like the 60s. im speaking desserts in all their mayonnaise, jello and molded glory

So here’s my Halloween costume, y’all. Happy Halloween/ Samhain 🎃✨🔮