Bayverse Optimus: Can You Imagine Not Being You, And Just Living Out Your Days As A Weeping Willow, Though?

Bayverse Optimus: Can you imagine not being you, and just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? Beautiful? By the water? Unburdened?

Shattered Glass Optimus: I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything.

*Shattered Glass Megatron and TFA Megatron in an art museum*

TFA Megatron: Can we take a picture?

Shattered Glass Megatron, taking out a camera: Sure

TFA Megatron, grabbing a painting off the wall: OK QUICK!!! Let’s go before they catch us!

Shattered Glass Megatron: WHAT—

Shattered Glass Optimus: No, no, you misunderstand. I have a “resting bitch” face.

Shattered Glass Optimus: Bayverse Optimus, on the other hand, has the “I want you all to die” face. It’s a subtle but crucial difference.

Unicron: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?! G1 Optimus: Cause I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

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AYOoOOOOOoooo

THANKS GUYS

:DDDDDD

I love yall

TFA Optimus: Bayverse Optimus, you meditate? That’s… actually kinda cool.

Bayverse Optimus: Yes. I picked up the habit after a while.

Bayverse Optimus, gesturing to the place where all the different Optimi are: It’s also mostly a fifteen minute break from this on-going disaster.