Call Me Metallic Sodium The Way I Don't Want To Be Myself

call me metallic sodium the way I don't want to be myself

yeah, but could a normal person do this?

when my laptop doesn't turn off when I shut the lid but the screen is off so I need to shut it down by holding down the power button, listening to it's screaming fans get louder and louder in the same way that holding a man's head underwater makes him struggle more and more until everything goes still.

i hate dming for my gayass homosexual friends. they are roleplaying sex right now. i am making them roll for things. what is my life.

when ur takin a shit... and the shit falls... and then the water splashes directly up ur ass...

I think that's what many would describe as a religious experience

hate it when hair gets under my foreskin